+rep Knows ALL the best ways to use his Italian sausage.

Word.

Max aka PizzaMession is one of the most competetive players I've ever met, no matter what game he goes into, he is always topping the leaderboards. Like for instance, his most played game (also being his best game) he goes into servers and finds the strongest building he can, after telling the owners to give up their fortress he readys his stance, knowing the tribe will not be giving him their tower, and gets ready to attack, I once saw him defeat a tribe of 50 naked men (dongles danging and everything) with only a M16 with 30 rounds and a club, you heard right, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ club! what!?

after doing so, he would take all of the loot and have a massive bonfire, after castrating and beating the entire tribe he would handcuff them to the tower, make them watch their stuff being burnt, and then slowly but surely burn down the tower with them strapped onto it, after that he would leave the server and find another tribe to harass, legend has it he has stopped 35 tribes in one day (all of them being atleast 25 memebers and up). This man is an absolute god at Rust, such elegance in the way he moves from base to base, killing and destroying everything in his path, he is a true inspriation to us all.

Youre so right

The only reason Max has sooo many hours into Rust is because he likes seeing them dongles dang.