HEY, let's GET IT! I was just staring directly into the ether, whilst simultaneously contemplating about Seven's ostensible 'girlfriend' who is in sooth a gaunt and spindly male, and I reached an epiphany. I am more macho than him, I BEAR THE BRAWN, the herculean frame, a millennia of Dutcho Italiano South Afrikaner genetics, and most significantly, I out hustle him. So come to me Seven, my lovely pretty, and ken how it feels to be seduced by a real man.

LASS, I would much appreciate that you delete your Twitter post. This a basic breach of my privacy and is wholly uncalled for. Did you know that you made my four year old son cry after I told him that you posted my message. He said to me, "Daddy, are the shapeshifters going to come and get us?" And, me not knowing of how villainous you could be, could only shrug my shoulder. Truth be told, you are scaring me lass, and I'd appreciate it that you stop and delete that post and apologize for all the bullying that transpired within your digital landscape's walls.

You know, calling someone a freak unprompted is really rude and can leave you in a lot of trouble lass! I reckon you should apologize to me for those defamatory remarks

leave me alone

How am I homophobic dear? I am an ardent defender underclassed minorities, I hope you know.

homophobic transphobic piece of ♥♥♥♥