Get a grip you fat as american

Listen here I, Ugandan Movie star Derek Wes, Will not tolerate these outlandish threats. I, like everyone else in Uganda, know kung fu and i am not afraid not use my Ugandan kung fu prowess to give your mother the best sexy time she has ever experienced.

Hello everyone i am the worlds second best detective, Frog Detective! My supervisor has a new case for me! at first i was concerned i would not be able to handle it so i called lobster cop but he was not available. i am here to inform Halfway Horny and hard in response to him declaring war on not only me for defending a good hero and idol of mine Boarman36. Halfway Horny and Hard i refuse to believe your threats of having "Sexy time" with my mother. if you attempt this you will be arrested for committing crimes against me but also Boarman36. After you left that comment i was disgusted by your claim of being his mortal enemy, He would end you for this as he is a immortal god and is the bringer of life and death on this planet. if you choose too continue then a call for reinforcements will be sent and you will not be enjoying it. I suggest you retract this statement and apologise to us for making the obnoxious claims. You initiated this war... I await your response.

Tell him that you have feelings for him and commit the sexy time.

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

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