Pizza fanatic
Coffee addict
Wine enthusiast
Zombie killer




(06/03/2023)
kanedogg — 03/06/2023 7:57 PM
I put a snack in the oven...
A forgot
And*
https://imgur.com/a/NRtVOWe

Kristar💜 — 03/06/2023 8:22 PM
WTF IS THAT
HAHAHA

kanedogg — 03/06/2023 8:23 PM
Cheese and spinach triangle puff things lol

Kristar💜 — 03/06/2023 8:42 PM
https://youtu.be/2Mlu4pgZzKo
Hahahahha
You!

kanedogg — 03/06/2023 8:48 PM
Hahaha how did you find that
That's exactly how it went down


(27/09/2022)
so i bought the wrong meds lmfao
i was supposed to by gaviscon right? but ended up buying something that treats diarrhea 😂
fml

That White Gold — Today at 5:45 PM
HAHAHAH
did you buy a fkin laxative? xD

Kristar💜 — Today at 5:45 PM
hahah i think so!
i had quick hands at the petrol station, and thought i grabbed the right one!

That White Gold — Today at 5:46 PM
omg hahaha you didnt eat it did you xD
Kristar💜 — Today at 5:46 PM
oh no no no no haha, i saw the packet before opening and was like wtf is this?!
♥♥♥♥
15 bucks gone 😭

That White Gold — Today at 5:47 PM
hahahaha noooooo
full stitch up

Kristar💜 — Today at 5:47 PM
so stupid of me lmao
didnt even look at the packet before buying

That White Gold — Today at 5:48 PM
they probably swapped it while you wernet looking xD

Kristar💜 — Today at 5:48 PM
HAHA
cos its RIGHT NEXT TO GAVISCON
REEEEE



(30/05/2021)
That White Gold — 4:29 AM
I accidentally left my weed tray open outside and a f*cking spider stole some to make its Web WTF

https://imgur.com/fThcrHC

Kristar💜 — 9:21 AM
HAHAHHA THAT PICTURE IS SO FUNNY WTF HAHA! I’ve never seen a spider do that before LMFAO. It was probably high as well and f*king wanted all that weed to itself :joy::joy:
Or he's just baiting stoners xD



(23/05/2021)
That White Gold — 7:49 PM
i just realised you cant type out the letter O how it sounds
Oh

Kristar💜 — 7:49 PM
HAHAH

That White Gold — 7:49 PM
im just retarded

Kristar💜 — 7:50 PM
u just made me laugh so hard

That White Gold — 7:50 PM
Hahahahaha



(14/03/2021)
Kristar💜 11:12 PM
niiickk

Kristar💜 11:22 PM
are u eating?

Auct 11:44 PM
omfg Yeah I was eating!
The food was so f*cken good
chips were great
they had their own sauce on the side too
you alive?

Kristar💜 11:53 PM
Sorry Nick, I see ur msg, just got super hard haha. I’m about to die xD. We’ll chill another night, maybe tmr if ur free

Auct 11:53 PM
super hard :joy:
Dwdw
Go die

Kristar💜 11:53 PM
OH SORRY SUOER TIRED HARD

Auct 11:53 PM
LMAOOOO



(3/12/2020)
LizardWizard 10:13 PM
Holy f*ck discord nitro is $159
You should pass on the favour and buy it for me

Kristar💜 10:14 PM
Okay

LizardWizard 10:15 PM
Thanks xx

Kristar💜 10:15 PM
Ok buy it for u baby
Be ready to accept
Tmr

LizardWizard 10:15 PM
Wait what
No don’t actually do it

Kristar💜10:15 PM
I’m doing it
U told me to

LizardWizard 10:15 PM
No don’t
No

Kristar💜 10:15 PM
No backsies

LizardWizard 10:15 PM
I’ll feel bad
Dude
If you buy it for me
I’ll send you 50mb high resolution images of my cat’s butt

Kristar💜10:16 PM
Omfg
Perfect

LizardWizard 10:16 PM
At the moment I can only send you 8mb low res cat a$$hole

Kristar💜10:16 PM
HAHAAH
I’m adding this convo to my steam

LizardWizard 10:17 PM
HAHAHA f*ck yes I made it BOYSSSS



Kristar💜 8:20 PM
IT MEANS NO WORRIES!
FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
HAKUNA MATATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chelseawoosh 8:20 PM
the song i've had in my head is
DON'T WORRY, BOUT A THING, COZ EVERY LITTLE THING IS GUNNA BE ALRIGHT

Kristar💜 at 8:21 PM
NOOOOOOOOOO DONT DO DIS TO MEHHH

chelseawoosh 8:21 PM
ahhahahaha

Kristar💜 8:21 PM
HAVE U SEEN
1 AM LEGEND
oops
I
staring Bruce Will
cos that song was in it and he had to kill his own dog cos he was turning into zambie
so sad
:Sadge:
wait
not bruce will
crap

chelseawoosh at 8:22 PM
1am legend ahahahhahaha

Kristar💜 8:22 PM
WILL SMITH
f*ck
iam drunk
wtf
bruce

chelseawoosh 8:22 PM
AHAHAHAHA

Kristar💜 8:22 PM
HAHAHA

chelseawoosh 8:22 PM
so many errors i love it

Kristar💜 8:22 PM
F*CKJJJJ
:joy:
sorry LOL

chelseawoosh 8:23 PM
but yes that was so sad, anything with dogs f*cking kills me ahahhaha

Kristar💜 8:23 PM
yeah!
that was embarrassing by me

chelseawoosh 8:25 PM
dont be embarrassed it gave me a good giggle that i needed


[16:50]
Kristar.ღ:
u know how theres
big d1cks, small d1cks etc.........
what about balls
are there actual huge balls?
or tiny balls?
LOL

[16:51]
Czech This:
mate
what
the
actual
f*ck
krissy

[16:51]
Kristar.ღ:
IM CURIOUS
IT JUST CAME TO MIND
ASNWER ME

[16:51]
Czech This:
i dont check out peoples balls krissy so i wouldnt know

[16:51]
Kristar.ღ:
LMFAO

[16:51]
Czech This:
go watch porn and do research yourself LOL

[16:51]
Kristar.ღ:
JUST TELL ME
I KNOW U KNOW THE ANSWER

[16:51]
Czech This:
I DONT

[16:51]
Kristar.ღ:
HAHAHA

[16:51]
Czech This:
KNOW
THE
F*CKING
ANSWER
TO THAT
WEIRD
AF
QUESTION

[16:52]
Kristar.ღ:
HAHAHAHAHA
im sorry
i had to ask

[16:52]
Czech This:
you sure you havent broken during iso?
you sure?
ARE YOU SURE?>!>!>!>?

[16:52]
Kristar.ღ:
a lil ngl



Discord:

(11/07/2020) (quarantine day. Wave 2)

Czech This 9:18 PM
:art_monkey:
^ das you
lil monkey
ill be aladdin and you can be my monkey

Kristar💜 9:21 PM
have
u seen
adladin
the movie
with bruce willis
as the genie ?

Czech This 9:22 PM
lol wot
you talking about the one with will smith right?

Kristar💜 9:22 PM
OH
SORRYYYYY
AGHAHGAHHAHA
DHADHADHADHAHAHAHAA
WILL SMITH
SORRY

Czech This 9:22 PM
you know bruce willis is a bald white dude right?
and yeah
i have disney+ m9
of course ive seen it

Kristar💜 9:23 PM
YES I KNOW
I GOT MIXED UP
HAHAHA
im so fking dumnb

Czech This 9:24 PM
old bald white dude or black man that looks like he is still late 20s early 30s
hmm easy mix up
i understand
hahah
you so drunk XD
sees will smith on screen " OMG ITS BRUCE WILLIS GUYS"
look sharon settle

Kristar💜 9:25 PM
HAHAH STFU

Czech This 9:25 PM
XD
look we are staying friends for who knows how long

Kristar💜 9:27 PM
xD
fckjing steam

Czech This 9:27 PM
just so i can tell people you called will smith bruce willis at your funeral or im leaving it in my will to be read

Kristar💜 9:27 PM
uipdated
hjwo do i update my ♥♥♥♥
LMFAO

Czech This 9:27 PM
go ask your genie
wish for it to be on there

Kristar💜 9:27 PM
HAHAHAH
STFU

1:13 AM - Kristar: does ur cat know any tricks
1:13 AM - Czech This -iwnl-: yeah its called ♥♥♥♥.
1:13 AM - Kristar: HAHAH
1:13 AM - Kristar: savage m8


11:21 PM - Lispy Krissy: im super tired
11:21 PM - Lispy Krissy: all this talking with u has drained my mental state
11:21 PM - Snails: LOL
11:21 PM - Lispy Krissy: i have no more energy to spare
11:21 PM - Snails: savage as f*ck
11:21 PM - Snails: BAHAHAHA
11:21 PM - Lispy Krissy: LOL
11:22 PM - Snails: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
11:22 PM - Snails: that is the most savage thing i have ever been told


9:42 PM - Czech This -iwnl-: calling me a weakling m8
9:42 PM - Czech This -iwnl-: wanna fite?
9:42 PM - Kristar: nahhhhhhhhhhhh
9:42 PM - Kristar: u stronk
9:42 PM - Kristar: looks like u bench tree fiddy
9:42 PM - Czech This -iwnl-: LOL
9:42 PM - Czech This -iwnl-: gayest thing i have ever read in my life but cant help but laugh LOL
9:43 PM - Kristar: WHAT? GAY?
9:43 PM - Kristar: LOL
9:43 PM - Czech This -iwnl-: tree fiddy
9:43 PM - Kr