I stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him, stroke him.

4 years and 2 days later and here we are fam. You didn't think I wasn't gonna get you back for this did ya lol enjoy

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super mario in real life


S P A G H E T T I

Bigger and Better than Sonic and his big Blue Shaft definitely, great dong expansion for Half-Life valve/gearbox! Almost makes me want to forgive you after shoehorning Gordon Freeman trademark in Final Fantanime Fifteen the Force Fakens. Hope one day valve can be competent enough to make games again rather than just sit on their asses and wank off with 100 bucks as cocksleeves. Oh and I hope Adrian or maybe even flappy bob comes back in a remake of Opposing Force or some ♥♥♥♥ like that. It’d make my nonexistent ♥♥♥♥ ROCK HARD! I only played multiplayer once and went back to the singleplayer. Other than that the game is pretty good. 69/10

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?