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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3,040.7 hrs on record (1,779.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Nov, 2019 @ 7:22pm

I'm the most dedicated player I know. I take pubs just as seriously as if it was finals at T I. I never give up. Playing against megas? I keep playing. Down 40 kills? I keep playing. Teammates intentionally feeding rapiers? I keep playing. Why? Because I'm Tinker.

This hero is the ultimate 1v9 hero. If played correctly you literally can't lose with this hero. You may be thinking that if you played any hero correctly then you can't lose either but that's simply not true. Tinker is unique with this characteristic.

I go Mid lane. I farm. The enemy mid tries to contest but I am too good. I blind him. I trade hits with my nukes. I back off. He tries to regen but my spells are too strong. He's got no health and consumables. I've won the lane, like always. I am Tinker. Nothing matters more than farm. I control the lane. I'm farming so close to my tower that I'm impossible to gank. I can not die. I will never die.

16 minutes. Bottle, Boots of Travel, Soul ring. I've already won. Nothing can stop me now but myself. I am fearless. I push out lanes. I take towers. I force rotations. I get my Ward dispensers to stack camps. I am Tinker. Thousands of calculations going on in my head. I keep track of glyph, five individual teleport scroll cooldowns, how much each enemy is farming and when they will have specific items, relative position of both couriers etc. I can not lose now. Blink Dagger, Aether lens, aghanims scepter. I've not finished farming.

"Fucking Tinker picker, no skill" The flame only fuels me. "wow, nice work tinker you took rax" I don't need your praise peasant. I'm fucking Tinker. The rest of the my 'team' is irrelevant. They only get in the way of my goal. The enemy ancient.

Dagon 5, Boots of Travel 2. I buy the wards, the gems are on me. I take the throne. I've won the game. 900GPM. Pathetic, I could do better. I'm not trying hard enough. I've failed. "Match found". I pick Tinker. I am Tinker.
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Cheese Fondue Cake Sama 2 Dec, 2019 @ 12:36am 
noice