Ted
Scut Farkus   Uzbekistan
Level
26
Global Sentinel
500 XP
 
 
There was ♥♥♥ upon the risers
There was skeet upon the chute
Jizz was dripping down his paratrooper suit
It was a mess they had to pour it from his boots
And he ain't gonna jump no more

Horny, horny, what a hell of a way to die
Horny, horny, what a hell of a way to die
Horny, horny, what a hell of a way to die
He ain't gonna bust no more

He was a virgin trooper and he surely shook with fright
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" he exclaimed this ♥♥♥♥♥ is incredibly tight
He tried to pull out but it was only in spite
and he ain't gonna bust no more!

P.S. Cat ♥♥♥♥ One is love.
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ThadiusCarsonic 6 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm 
Died in my arms during a final banzai charge against a gatling gun (caldwell chain pistol). Respects hole culture.
Allah 2 Jun, 2024 @ 6:09pm 
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Ted 12 Apr, 2023 @ 8:08pm 
fare
verb
gerund or present participle: faring
1.
perform in a specified way in a particular situation or over a particular period of time. "Scott was not faring well after being kissed on the forehead by a pm"
-Callaway Original
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Ted 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53pm 
"Damn girl are you pulling a three wheeled wagon? Cause that things draggin!" -Callaway Original 1/8/23
PARABLE. 21 Dec, 2022 @ 3:11pm 
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⣿⣷⡢⢄⡰⡢⡙⠄⠠⠛⠁⢀⢔⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⡈⠁⠈⠁⠉⡹⣽⣿⣷
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣭⡭⠔⣠⣪⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⡒⠫⠿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣛⣥⣶⣿⠟⢁⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡙⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⠁⢀⠑⠓⠫⢝⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⠊⢉⣄⠈⠪⡫⢿⣿⣿
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⠪⡪⡫⢟⡿⣕⠁⡫⠝⠊⡴⠋⠁⠁⠐⠁⠂⠈⠐⠈⠈⠐⠐⠳⠄⠹⣇⠪⡻
⠄⠁⠊⠕⡪⢕⢀⠞⠁⠄⣁⢀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣠⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡆⠄⠆⢷⠕⡪
⣄⠄⠁⠄⠁⠄⡎⠄⠁⢬⣮⣕⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡫⡪⡵⠄⠁⠄⠈
Ted 11 Dec, 2022 @ 1:45pm 
There was ♥♥♥ upon the risers
There was skeet upon the chute
Jizz was dripping down his paratrooper suit
It was a mess they had to pour it from his boots
And he ain't gonna jump no more

Horny, horny, what a hell of a way to die
Horny, horny, what a hell of a way to die
Horny, horny, what a hell of a way to die
He ain't gonna bust no more

He was a virgin trooper and he surely shook with fright
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" he exclaimed this ♥♥♥♥♥ is incredibly tight
He tried to pull out but it was only in spite
and he ain't gonna bust no more!

Callaway Original