who remembers the good old Rufus the Dog days?

No I'm legally blind

are you dead?

It's not my fault my shower broke, and you did it! This whole thing is a setup to make me look bad!!

-rep. Right, so, let's get straight the point... Rufus carries a great burden. This burden follows him around, day after day, disgusting those unfortunate enough to get close. He smells, he smells bad... His strong fish like odour evidently originates from his poor genital hygiene. You may think it's cruel to -rep him for his smell but I've been faced with no other choice. This man leaves a trail of dead animals wherever he goes, his strong aroma + the heightened sense of smell from the animals causes them to slowly die. I'm a lover of all things not human and so I simply can't take it :( Anyway, stay away from this kid

-rep I carry him in every match