The Candyman
 
 
Has yer supple ear caught wind, of The Candyman's Game?
Oh it all starts, when ye utter his name...

From the corner of yer eye, The Candyman jumps, beaming with glee,
Now ye have to answer, his Riddles Three:

RIDDLE #1:
What makes the world go 'round and 'round, and turns around a little boy's frown?

RIDDLE #2:
What fuels me hunger and makes me stronger, so that I can dance a little while longer?

RIDDLE #3:
Ye can pull it while warm, but it shatters when chill'd—
If ye consume too much, yer teeth will get drill'd!

Yer life will be fun, yer life will be dandy,
For the answer to all three, is simply quite candy!

When you finish his riddles he does something neat!
He pulls out a feather, and tickles your feet!

He tickles the left,
Then tickles the right—
Oh, he'll tickle your feet, all day and night!

Ye walk, ye run, ye jump, ye hop!
He tickles yer feet, no matter how hard ye stomp!

Eventually ye run out of breath,
and he tickles you, 'til your ticklish death!

In yer Los Angeles castle, ye might be cozy at night,
But I hope ye think of me, and it gives ye a fright!

Oh I hope ye have nightmares, of peanut brittle, and peppermint bark—
'Cus when I roll up on ye son, I won't be there to talk!

Before ye hop off to bed, pray to the white chocolate moon above,
'Cause you've got a golden ticket, to being ♥♥♥♥♥ by me glove!

If ye'd rather not partake in The Candyman's Game,
Oh, Hasan Piker, ye shouldn't utter me name!
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calltheclaus 7 hours ago 
HAPPY NEW YEARSSS
Nasir 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This is fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC
Intrunon 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:14pm 
Here’s to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas gamer friend!
stretch out russel Y♡ 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm 
Merry Christmas:steamsunny:
calltheclaus 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01pm 
Merry Christmas! 🎅
The Candyman 18 Dec, 2024 @ 3:28pm 
ew get away from me groomer