If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ni🅱🅱a🙏👊 😠💯😭

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⚠️⚠️ warning : you need an IQ of at least 200 to understand this comment ⚠️⚠️
Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂
Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.
Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.

There will be no 🙅‍♂️❌ use of the lord’s 🧔🏻✝️ name in vain 😡🚫

There will be no nudies🙋‍♀️📸 no bobs 👀😤 or vagenes 🧖‍♀️😡 ladies close your legs 🧘‍♀️✅ and open ❤️🤗 your bibles 🤧📜🖊

There will be no drugas 💉🚭no weedies 🥦🔥no Jewels 💎🔋and no alchahal 🍺🍸

There will be no Guns 🔫👀 no gangs 👮‍♂️🇧🇷and absolutely no 🙅‍♀️🚫 rude gestures 😾👌

There will be no Jaws 👨🏻✡️or Maslims 🧕☪️

There will be no homer sexuals 🏳️‍🌈or Lebanese 👩🏻🇱🇧 and no Transvestits 🧔🏻➡️👩🏻

There will be no ✊😤 swear words 👀🤬 acceptable ✅😇curses include:

Froop ✅ Snap ✅ Jeez✅ Wowza✅ Heck✅

And most of all, there will 🅱️e ABSOLUTELY 😤🚫 no Jake 👨👀 🏳️‍🌈 or Logan Paul 😂🌲🇯🇵

Guys🚹, I'm shaking🙌. I'm ♥♥♥♥ing🍆 shaking🙌.

I never🙅 wanted ☺️to breed 🍆with anyone more than I want to with Halloween 🎃Mercy😇.That perfect, curvy ♨️body. Those bountiful breasts🍈🍈.The child 👶 bearing 🐻hips of a literal goddess😇. It honestly💯♥♥♥♥ing 🍆hurts😫 knowing that I'll never ❌mate 🍆with her🚺, pass 🏷my genes 👖through her🚺, and have her birth🚢 a set of perfect 👌 offspring👼👼.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥ing 🍆ANYTHING 😃for the chance 🎰to get Halloween 🎃Mercy 😇pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.🙅And the fact💯 that I can't❌ is quite honestly 💯too much to ♥♥♥♥ing🍆 bear.🐻Why would Blizzard 🌨 create something so perfect 👌?To ♥♥♥♥ing 🍆tantalize 😫us? ♥♥♥♥ing🍆 laugh 🤣in our faces👨‍💼👩‍⚕️?!

Honestly💯 guys🚹, I just ♥♥♥♥ing can't 🙅anymore. ♥♥♥♥.💀