If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ni🅱🅱a🙏👊 😠💯😭

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⚠️⚠️ warning : you need an IQ of at least 200 to understand this comment ⚠️⚠️
Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂
Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my♥♥♥♥♥in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.
Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.
11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking♥♥♥♥♥♥ We're looking to move in together in October.

There will be no 🙅‍♂️❌ use of the lord’s 🧔🏻✝️ name in vain 😡🚫

There will be no nudies🙋‍♀️📸 no bobs 👀😤 or vagenes 🧖‍♀️😡 ladies close your legs 🧘‍♀️✅ and open ❤️🤗 your bibles 🤧📜🖊

There will be no drugas 💉🚭no weedies 🥦🔥no Jewels 💎🔋and no alchahal 🍺🍸

There will be no Guns 🔫👀 no gangs 👮‍♂️🇧🇷and absolutely no 🙅‍♀️🚫 rude gestures 😾👌

There will be no Jaws 👨🏻✡️or Maslims 🧕☪️

There will be no homer sexuals 🏳️‍🌈or Lebanese 👩🏻🇱🇧 and no Transvestits 🧔🏻➡️👩🏻

There will be no ✊😤 swear words 👀🤬 acceptable ✅😇curses include:

Froop ✅ Snap ✅ Jeez✅ Wowza✅ Heck✅

And most of all, there will 🅱️e ABSOLUTELY 😤🚫 no Jake 👨👀 🏳️‍🌈 or Logan Paul 😂🌲🇯🇵

Guys🚹, I'm shaking🙌. I'm ♥♥♥♥ing🍆 shaking🙌.

I never🙅 wanted ☺️to breed 🍆with anyone more than I want to with Halloween 🎃Mercy😇.That perfect, curvy ♨️body. Those bountiful breasts🍈🍈.The child 👶 bearing 🐻hips of a literal goddess😇. It honestly💯♥♥♥♥ing 🍆hurts😫 knowing that I'll never ❌mate 🍆with her🚺, pass 🏷my genes 👖through her🚺, and have her birth🚢 a set of perfect 👌 offspring👼👼.

I'd do ♥♥♥♥ing 🍆ANYTHING 😃for the chance 🎰to get Halloween 🎃Mercy 😇pregnant. A N Y T H I N G.🙅And the fact💯 that I can't❌ is quite honestly 💯too much to ♥♥♥♥ing🍆 bear.🐻Why would Blizzard 🌨 create something so perfect 👌?To ♥♥♥♥ing 🍆tantalize 😫us? ♥♥♥♥ing🍆 laugh 🤣in our faces👨‍💼👩‍⚕️?!

Honestly💯 guys🚹, I just ♥♥♥♥ing can't 🙅anymore. ♥♥♥♥.💀

A match was found for you, but Sarizzle failed to accept it.

My son 🙋‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me “dad are clouds candy?” 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked “Dad, what’s the Earth’s defense system?” and then I remembered I don’t have a son and he asked again with his eyes obsidian black “what is the defense system father”

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If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good ♥♥♥♥ go౦ԁ ♥♥♥♥👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌♥♥♥♥ right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ♥♥♥♥

Im a Demon, Sent from the wastlands of the Glowing Sea, where we were cast out, and through disaster and devostation, we lost our innocense. It is in that moment, that feeling, the feeling of powerlessness. It is in that feeling where good men, turn cruel. I on the other hand, know this feeling, and will do everything in my power, to make sure no man must bere that feeling, alone.