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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
246.9 hrs on record (20.3 hrs at review time)
Kill buggers. Behead buggers. Roundhouse kick a bugger into the concrete. Slam dunk a bugger larvae into the trashcan. Crucify filthy buggers. Defecate in a buggers food. Launch buggers into the sun. Stir fry buggers in a wok. Toss buggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a buggers nest. Judo throw buggers into a wood chipper. Twist buggers heads off. Report buggers to the democracy officer. Karate chop buggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant buggers. Trap buggers in quicksand. Crush buggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy buggers in a vat of acid. Eat buggers. Dissect buggers. Exterminate buggers in the gas chamber. Stomp buggers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate buggers in the oven. Lobotomize buggers. Mandatory abortions for buggers. Grind bugger eggs in the garbage disposal. Drown buggers in fried napalm. Vaporize buggers with an orbital strike. Kick old buggers down the stairs. Feed buggers to alligators. Slice buggers with a katana.
Posted 11 February, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
59.4 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the tower bosses intended. Four leezpunk break into my house. "What the deuce?" As I grab my shield and makeshift rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first pal, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second one, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors lamball. I have to resort to the pengullet cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two pals in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off tocotoco alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified raider. He Bleeds out waiting on the PIDF to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the tower bosses intended.
Posted 28 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
4 dollars to experience schizophrenia, would play again.
Posted 3 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
Very good support and updates, reported a bug on steam deck on the devs discord and it was addressed within minutes. Gameplay is great and stays true to the original game books.
Posted 28 November, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record
Pay Mick
Posted 14 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
509.2 hrs on record (503.2 hrs at review time)
yo this game sucks!
Posted 2 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
286.9 hrs on record (167.2 hrs at review time)
The open world genre all goes down hill from here
Posted 10 October, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
387.5 hrs on record (139.4 hrs at review time)
There's goo in the sack
Posted 23 February, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.0 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ever liked MechWarrior way back then? Here's the competitive steam version.
Posted 18 May, 2015.
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26.5 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Great for quick action for all Star Wars fans!
Posted 20 December, 2013.
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