i'm in massive trouble i don't give a 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 when my court date is they can come and arrest me there have been lots of strange things happening lately two nights ago my gfs cupboard opened on its own and i was just looking at myself cuz it got a mirror on it lol also last night my gf says that the taps turned on in the bathroom and my fone lit up at the same time there has been a ghost at her house for a longtime its not about me also i think i'm closer to god now more than ever i think i need prison i'm sorry if i ever hurt anybody it was drinking but drink is because of no love if you get me i'm drunk now and alls i care about is myself i'm going prison and wanted you to know there are a few characters i'm angry with sorry i can't help it i started going church because evil thoughts got to my head

nipped co-op yesterday and sucked off an innocent pooch for a bottle of prime

Wherever I go, my amazing Immortal Dota rank follows me like a stench. Men, women, children, anyone: if they hear that I have extreme skill and a diverse pool of mains, they only see me as some gamer god.

Sometimes I'll be on my way home, thinking it's past-time to get funny. But then crowds plead me to my computer and beg me on their hands and knees to let them witness "another 5 man cogs." Is that all I am? A set of fingers, a pair of eyeballs, blessed and cursed to be so much better than you at this game?

Pro Dota players of Steam: how do you get along with others when all they can think about is your dextrous fingers and massive map awareness?

I have a knack for being able to eat paper with ease. Sometimes when I finish a drumstick lolly I melt the stick with my spit and slowly swallow it. Once I made an embarrassing drawing so I ripped the paper up and ate it piece by piece. I then went on to test my wits against a piece of cardboard. Before you could look, it was gone. My ability to eat boxes surpasses my ability to eat box. I'm sure that I'd easily be able to eat the mcdonalds happy meal box with little effort.

Ever since the Frozen movie came out my brother and little sister have been obsessed with the movie. At the time my mom bought my sister a small Anna silicon doll.

My brother is 15 now and has been obsessed with Anna recently. He has pictures of her on his phone and such. I also noticed the doll is now in his room - When I asked him about it he said he thinks she’s hot - I said okay and left.

This is where it gets bad. One time I peeked into his room and he was on all fours, curious I pushed the door open a little more. I saw him with his pants off and with the doll inside his 𝗮𝘀𝘀. THE WHOLE BODY. Just the head and hair was sticking out.

I was so shocked I couldn’t speak I just walked away and went into my room. I don’t know what to do. He doesn’t know I saw and honestly I am scared to ask him about it. Should I pretend it never happened or should I say something? I don’t think it’s healthy to be sticking an Anna doll up your 𝗮𝘀𝘀 no matter what.

i'm in massive trouble i don't give a 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 when my court date is they can come and arrest me there have been lots of strange things happening lately two nights ago my gfs cupboard opened on its own and i was just looking at myself cuz it got a mirror on it lol also last night my gf says that the taps turned on in the bathroom and my fone lit up at the same time there has been a ghost at her house for a longtime its not about me also i think i'm closer to god now more than ever i think i need prison i'm sorry if i ever hurt anybody it was drinking but drink is because of no love if you get me i'm drunk now and alls i care about is myself i'm going prison and wanted you to know there are a few characters i'm angry with sorry i can't help it i started going church because evil thoughts got to my head