Wherever I go, my amazing Immortal Dota rank follows me like a stench. Men, women, children, anyone: if they hear that I have extreme skill and a diverse pool of mains, they only see me as some gamer god.

Sometimes I'll be on my way home, thinking it's past-time to get funny. But then crowds plead me to my computer and beg me on their hands and knees to let them witness "another 5 man cogs." Is that all I am? A set of fingers, a pair of eyeballs, blessed and cursed to be so much better than you at this game?

Pro Dota players of Steam: how do you get along with others when all they can think about is your dextrous fingers and massive map awareness?

Ever since the Frozen movie came out my brother and little sister have been obsessed with the movie. At the time my mom bought my sister a small Anna silicon doll.

My brother is 15 now and has been obsessed with Anna recently. He has pictures of her on his phone and such. I also noticed the doll is now in his room - When I asked him about it he said he thinks she’s hot - I said okay and left.

This is where it gets bad. One time I peeked into his room and he was on all fours, curious I pushed the door open a little more. I saw him with his pants off and with the doll inside his 𝗮𝘀𝘀. THE WHOLE BODY. Just the head and hair was sticking out.

I was so shocked I couldn’t speak I just walked away and went into my room. I don’t know what to do. He doesn’t know I saw and honestly I am scared to ask him about it. Should I pretend it never happened or should I say something? I don’t think it’s healthy to be sticking an Anna doll up your 𝗮𝘀𝘀 no matter what.

REEEEEEE

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my ipad, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

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