Recent reviews by Soft Weiner Pete

This is what people want in a new game release. Cute animal characters, guns, and slavery. 10/10

mfw light mains are review bombing and complaining about their obviously overpowered class being tuned down to a reasonable state

should have been a heavy main :)

STOP SPAMMING DOWNVOTES YOU INBRED DOGS ITS THE FIRST DAY LET THEM FIX THE SERVERS

edit: played 2 hours the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dont buy it nothing like it was promised

I dont have alot of game time but I can def point out the major positives

1.) Immense levels of diversity and decision making to completely immerse you in every bit of dialogue.
2.) The story is actually interesting and every character you come across, no matter how annoying or cynical they may appear, has a story thats worth listening too.
3.) No micro transactions of ♥♥♥♥ pay walls barring you from any content. The only thing you are limited by is your ability to comprehend the early mechanics of the game, which in time become second nature. Game devs should really take note here and realize we have been given what we actually want in a game, looking at you Bungie and Blizzard.
4.) Finally the most important reason, Shadowheart is hot.

I am writing this because of all the little baby cringe ragers that constantly post negative reviews. They act like a game has never had server problems before. Lost Ark ran by a billion dollar company had massive login issues. Overwatch 2 ran by blizzard currently has massive log in and server issues. MW2 beta was probably one of the most unstable things I have ever played and they were made by a billion dollar company.

Its no surprise that when no one really bought this game before that the devs didnt take into account the millions of people that logged on to play. They are actually a smaller company with probably not so many workers. They constantly try to update and fix things, yet no one on this god forsaken platform can be happy. All you can do is say "reee reeee downloaded didnt work uninstalled -90/10."

When you get to play the game, its EXTREMELY fun. Way better than BF2042 and honestly could be better than MW2 if they work on the servers.

Have some patience and possibly go stand in the sunlight for 20 minutes, reflect on your past decisions, and realize that people make mistakes and the world dosent recolved around you.

I have roughly 40 hours in this game and it launched yesterday dont ask me how this is even feasible. I have completed the main story and I suppose I am nearing the golden era of "end game" so ill drop in my two sense about the game so far and rating each individual aspect fairly.

Story
What ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story? My G key is without a doubt nearing the end of its life span simply from spamming it to skip the mindless dialogue. No character is memorable and most are extremely bland RPG/MMO characters who the game REALLY wants you to get attached to but you dont. I swear to God I remember ONE characters name from the story and thats only because he is from a TV show thats it dont quiz me on character names I will lose. Overall though, some of the missions in which you slaughter hordes of enemies is really fun and makes happy brain chemical go weeeeeeee.

3/10

Graphics
Its like a glorified mobile game.I have a 3070 so absolutely no problems cranking the settings out and to my surprisingly, there is actually a genuine level of detail. Yeah there are some areas of rocks that look copy and pasted or just an amalgamation of pixels, but who cares? Character booba go bouncy when run.

8/10

Characters
I have only gotten the chance to play one character thus far and that is the Shadow Hunter... Demon Hunter? Idk one of those names. All the characters for the most part seem to have a genuine amount of detail and attention paid to them when designing the skill sets of characters. There are very normal hack and slash or basic ranged/melee abilities, but for the most part everything SEEMINGLY has its own unique playstyle which is pretty spicy.

9/10 (pending play of other classes)

Customization
This is a big kicker for alot of people that play these types of games. This actually gives you a really good level of this minus being able to design particular female assets. cough cough booba. I spent about 45 minutes making my character look like a stereotypical k-pop idol just to have her face be completely shrouded within 30 minutes of playing the game from a head covering I acquired. Still the detail and options you are given are very in depth and you can easily get lost in just making the character and designing your pristine dreamy hunk e-boy or cutey little uwu egirl.

10/10

Leveling
Extremely simple. You dont have to be bothered with doing countless side quests just to be a high enough experience to do an encounter or area dungeon. The fact that you can only hold up to 20 quests at a given time proves my point. The side quests are literally not needed to advance. I have done 3 side quests in the whole game and the only one I did for any real reason was to get a rabbit. You can obtain max level simply by doing main story quests and dungeons. I actually love that about this game. Makes it tolerable for long periods of time knowing that I wont need to go return a lost cat stuck in a tree or bring democracy to Kazahkstan in order to go assassinate some evil clown demon.

10/10

Queue Times
9,468 when logging on at 3:30PM Central European Time. What else must I add?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥/10

Combat
My final point to be made and best for last. The combat is my absolute favorite part. The fact all skills are chainable means I can mindlessly turn off my central nervous system and sit back pressing 8 buttons in tandem while casually throwing in a few basic attacks to spice things up really makes this games combat A+ for me. I have roughly 300k hours on Path of Exile so I am no stranger to braindead fighting mechanics and this takes the cake. The skills are fun to use, have a nice mix of paths in order to upgrade aforementioned skills, and it takes roughly 3 neurons in your brain to successfully hit the juicy 8 C H A I N C O M B O.

Infinity/10


To wrap this up. This game is an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast. You can literally force yourself into a coma and still progress through the game at lightning speed. The combat and character customization are great. Im sure end game will be just as good once I actually reach that coveted point. I completely recommend this game to anyone with an unrelenting desire to watch numbers go up and get that S W E E T serotonin hit. Get your friends, family, neighbours, souls of dead historical figures, anyone you can and start playing this game.

My final ratiing.
10/10 with sprinkles on top and a free one month subscription to Audible.com.

I have 400 hours on Steam and roughly another 350 on the VRC client. If you decide to partake in this appalling creation, you will either meat some of the most degenerate low life scum, furry yiff yiff RP aids dogs. or some of the coolest people you will ever meet in your whole life there is absolutely no inbetween. This game fueled my inner hatred and unrelenting rage towards the anime community and pure disgust for anyone claiming to like both "lollis" and "fute." I didnt even know like 90% of the things related to whatever sort of back alley hentai existed on this god forsaken planet until I unfortunately decided to download this game 4 years ago. This game is a horrible display of lack of parental guidance, lack of social skills, and an unrelenting effort by 14 year olds on their moms laptop to get pity nudes from some fat emo girl in Wisconsin. I cannot recommend this game enough because throughout all of the hardships and pure agony you will encounter, atleast you can get away with saying the N word knowing good and well no chubby little sjw cup cake boy will do anything about it.

Do not play this game it will literally drain all your time and energy i have no slept in 48 hours attempting to get an exotic chest piece please call for help

Didnt understand what to do in the game for about the first 10 hours. Now at 24 hours and still dont really know what to do. All I know is I have eliminated Poland first more times than I can count.

its not league of legends