I'm a pickle! Why? Because I can, ♥♥♥♥♥
Not the kind that you put on your sandwich
No hands, but I can manage
This isn't natural, but I feel organic
Fermented in the finest brine
I'm the kinda pickle that gets better with time
Get on my level, you scared of me?
What? I'm a nutcase, ♥♥♥♥ therapy
Cool as a cucumber's composure
But you know me, I don't keep it kosher
I'm not for lunch, but I'm on a roll
Don't want it sliced? You want it whole
I'm going right down the gutter
If I'm not home by five, call a plumber
This pickled-Rick is thick in girth
I can't be flushed like a resistant turd
I been putting in a lot of work and labor
As pickle Rick - pest exterminator
Roughing up rats and roaches
In a exo-suit, buenas noches
Hack and slash the pack apart with blades
And nail the fattest rat like a wall display
Gotta jet, but I'd love to stay
Want a nibble of this pickle? Not today