Welcome to Manner Lords -- the game where manners matter! Experience a variety of dining locations (1+, or 2+ with the Divorced Parents DLC), and experience the cutting edge in manner simulation with our state-of-the-art "Please" and "Thank You" systems. Pass the pepper!
Enjoy a wide variety of punishment events for poor manners, such as "No More Dinner for You" or the "Flip Flop Smackdown".
$34.99

I’m sorry Pocho, but your delivery of 500,000,000 packing peanuts was unable to shipped to your home. We received a note from the initial driver leaving the warehouse that said, “what the ♥♥♥♥? 400 bags all going to the same house? I can’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take this ♥♥♥♥ there, man, it’ll take a whole fleet to get it there. There’s no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way, I’m not doing it.” We apologize for the inconvenience and have two offers for you: you can either pick up the packages from the warehouse two states away, or be refunded to your Slamazlon reward wallet.

Hello,
We have reviewed your application for our Driver position at Teamwork Inc. and we think you will be a great fit! For the interview, be prepared to participate in the following evaluative activities:

Personal Evaluation (not required)
Evasive Driving (not required)
Aggressive Driving (not required)
General Driving (not required)
♥♥♥♥ Snugness in My Ass (Required)

We are excited to get to know you and to have you on the team! Please let us know when you are available for an interview.

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Back in my day, there was only one game: Duck Game. This was before your Massive Effects and Biological Shockings, when video games had souls. You see, Duck Game did right what it said on the tin, there wasn't any of that marketing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you see nowadays. Portal? Who in their right mind could even tell you what you do in that game, ♥♥♥♥'s just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noun. But I digress. I've been building a case on fraudulent game titles since 2005. For a trillion dollar industry there sure is a lack of anybody with any talent at all naming these glorified movies. Anyway, call me at (216)-555-6969 if you've got any other examples, you may be entitled to a small compensation in the form of emotional relief after being tricked.

Please if you've seen this man, call me. He has been missing for 4 weeks. 4'11'', Purple Eyes, Hawaiin Descent, responds to G-money and occasionally Dr. Trash Compactor. If you know anything please help.