Pocho, it's Goat. Williker. Yep. I've got someone on the line for you here, a, uh, a man talking about the petting zoo. He says you went into the goat area without shoes on and then refused the complimentary hand sanitizer on your way out. They said zoo staff had to follow you around the grounds for 2 and a half hours to make sure you didn't contaminate any zoo property with your goat hands and at the very end when you were about to leave you spun around and slapped the bottle out of one of the keeper's hands. The guy says the zoo is looking for $29,000 in damages. Itemized list? You got it. I'll see what I can do, he sounded pretty angry. Yeah I think he's overreacting too. No I wouldn't want to wear shoes in there either, you're right, the hay feels good on your feet, yep. Yeah. I like goats too. No not because of my name. Yeah. Ok, well nice speaking with you and I'll let you know when I have updates to this situation.

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I’m sorry Pocho, but your delivery of 500,000,000 packing peanuts was unable to shipped to your home. We received a note from the initial driver leaving the warehouse that said, “what the ♥♥♥♥? 400 bags all going to the same house? I can’t ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take this ♥♥♥♥ there, man, it’ll take a whole fleet to get it there. There’s no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way, I’m not doing it.” We apologize for the inconvenience and have two offers for you: you can either pick up the packages from the warehouse two states away, or be refunded to your Slamazlon reward wallet.

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Back in my day, there was only one game: Duck Game. This was before your Massive Effects and Biological Shockings, when video games had souls. You see, Duck Game did right what it said on the tin, there wasn't any of that marketing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you see nowadays. Portal? Who in their right mind could even tell you what you do in that game, ♥♥♥♥'s just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noun. But I digress. I've been building a case on fraudulent game titles since 2005. For a trillion dollar industry there sure is a lack of anybody with any talent at all naming these glorified movies. Anyway, call me at (216)-555-6969 if you've got any other examples, you may be entitled to a small compensation in the form of emotional relief after being tricked.