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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Now I know you guys probably think I’m some stupid libtard or a troll or something, but I’m not! I’ve been a conservative for as long as I can remember and I absolutely HATE those damn dems. I got a hunting rifle for my tenth birthday and I immediately printed out a picture of Hillary Clinton to use as target practice. But for some reason whenever I look into Alexandria Ocasio Cortez’s beautiful brown eyes my heart starts to flutter. It all started one day when I was watching Fox News. I saw her gorgeous face and I thought “Wow, she’s hot. That face alone is worth voting for.” I kept watching though and apparently she’s a democrat! But I just didn’t care. Every time I look at her I want to storm and ICE detention center and free everyone inside. I shake my head and try to stop these impure leftist thoughts, but no matter how many Sen Bhapiro speeches I watch or how often I browse this sub or sit through Info Wars, I still can’t get her out of my head.

AY BB WAN SUM ♥♥♥?

Mine eyes hath never glanced at a fairer bosom or comely countenance, dost thou yearn for an evening betwixt the sheets? If nay, how instead we frolic thorough a pinely meadow?