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not good don't buy it my girlfriend left me

Once in a lifetime you'll come across a game that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the game. After all, Tree Simulator 2022? Will this game even be good? How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts. Little did I know I was about to indulge in what may have been the best 10 minutes of my life. The game started out strong. The opening scenes enticed me with a captivating enigma. I was so taken aback from the next-generation graphics that I almost didn't even realize the underlying symbolism in the background. It wasn't until my 5th minute playing the game where I finally got my bearings together and was able to focus on the gripping and labyrinthine stratagem. The game play was enlightening to say the least. Just when I thought the game could not get any better, I discovered the settings. I could not believe the complexity of the settings as the main protagonist, a tree, I had ENDLESS customization options. There I was, gripping to my chair as I changed the speed of the wind. I was so enticed by the game that I felt as if I was both practically and relatively apart of the game. This is a special kind of high that not even the strongest of drugs can give you. Was I part of the game? Am I inside the game right now? This game will leave you questioning existential nihilism and the objective skepticism of our perceived valuation of anthropological existence. At this point in the game, I was fully intoxicated by the Beautiful animation, I felt as if i was actually there. I was so bewildered that I actually had to exit the game so that my existential crisis didn't dive too deep inside of myself. It's almost as if life paused with exited the game. The effects are still wearing off and I haven't been able to play the game. Every single day and night I live in misery because I became fully aware that happiness is never achievable. I realized that human life has absolutely no meaning and that no matter what I ever do, it is of complete unimportance and in years from now, no recollection of my existence will prevail, meaning that if I died years ago, died now, or die sometime in the future it will not matter whatsoever to anyone. But, then again, the fact that I'm living doesn't matter either so I might as well stick around for awhile, living in complete isolation, condemned to a life of traumatic memories and a completely corrupted sub-conscience. Tree Simulator 2022 literally ruined my life. 10/10

It's a game

good game