Pulling rabbits out of hats, you don’t see that too much anymore, mostly just intricate international financial crime

It was supposed to be a fun night out with my friend Guppy, but it turned into a disaster when he decided to order soup at the bowling alley. I don't know what possessed him to choose such a messy and hot dish in a place full of slippery lanes and heavy balls. Maybe he was feeling adventurous or maybe he just really liked soup. Either way, he soon regretted his decision when he tripped over his own shoelaces and tumbled down the stairs, sending his bowl flying in the air. The soup splashed all over him, scalding his skin and staining his clothes. He looked like a tomato with noodles on his head. Everyone in the alley stopped what they were doing and stared at him in shock and amusement. I couldn't help but laugh at his misfortune, even though I felt sorry for him. He was so embarrassed that he ran out of the alley without saying a word, leaving me to pay for his soup and explain what happened to the staff. I never saw him again after that night. I guess he couldn't handle the heat.

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That forced, loud gulping combined with those struggled belches and worried groaning and moaning was...literally perfect. It made me weak in the legs, oh my god I need more of this.

This guy farts. When you are around his existance all you will smell is the gasous materials that leave his rear every 10-30 seconds a minute at best if you are lucky... I would recommend carrying a frabreeze with you as it is advertised as an oder killer and that will help quite a bit to mask some of the stench. I'm not sure what kind of belly diet this guy is doing? but obviously missing essentials to the belly diet like some quick examples (fish oils, fatty acids [animal fat] and lettuce of course.) I hope when you are driving around with this guy you get used to rollin down the windows every little while and NEVER EVER!!! smoke or light a match when in the vicinity of this person or where he used to be, you will be blown sky high! just like vietnam napalm i swear to god this guy bubba was dumb enough to try and he was so burnt that eddie turned him into donair meat! on my MOMMA! pray 4 paris and pray 4 guys gut and hope it gets better.
Still love ya !

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