Alright guys, today I'm gonna review something truly FOUL. I mean some real DASTARDLY, UNHOLY FECAL MATERIAL OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER.

And what is that you may ask? Well, It's the Drytron archetype from the popular Trading Card Game Yu-Gi-Oh! created by Kazuki Takahashi and distributed by Konami.

First of, what the ♥♥♥♥ is this artwork? Space? What is this supposed to be, Atari but as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ archetype?

And look at these names! I mean WHY ARE THERE 3 DIFFERENT ONES NAMED METEONIS! HOW LAZY CAN YOU BE?!

OH BUT GET A LOAD OF THIS, TWO OF THEM ARE BOTH CALLED FAFNIR ALSO!

WHAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF ♥♥♥♥! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

Pops open a Rolling Rock brand beer and proceeds to down it all in one go before tossing it across the room, shattering it against the wall

ID RATHER GET FISTED BY THE FIRE FISTS THAN PLAY THIS PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥!

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture :))) I really wanted to tell you what :)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha :))) I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly I'm like really against sexism and like i'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches :DD We should really play L4D2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry i'll be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear i'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture :))))) Sorry, was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha! Add me on Skype we should talk you look really nice and fun :)))

xd

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