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The Fifty-Seven Precepts of Zote
:zote: Precept One: 'Always Win Your Battles' :zote:

:zote: Precept Two: 'Never Let Them Laugh at You' :zote:

:zote: Precept Three: 'Always Be Rested' :zote:

:zote: Precept Four: 'Forget Your Past' :zote:

:zote: Precept Five: 'Strength Beats Strength' :zote:

:zote: Precept Six: 'Choose Your Own Fate' :zote:

:zote: Precept Seven: 'Mourn Not the Dead' :zote:

:zote: Precept Eight: 'Travel Alone' :zote:

:zote: Precept Nine: 'Keep Your Home Tidy' :zote:

:zote: Precept Ten: 'Keep Your Weapon Sharp' :zote:

:zote: Precept Eleven: 'Mothers Will Always Betray You' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twelve: 'Keep Your Cloak Dry' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirteen: 'Never Be Afraid' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fourteen: 'Respect Your Superiors' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifteen: 'One Foe, One Blow' :zote:

:zote: Precept Sixteen: 'Don't Hesitate' :zote:

:zote: Precept Seventeen: 'Believe In Your Strength' :zote:

:zote: Precept Eighteen: 'Seek Truth in the Darkness' :zote:

:zote: Precept Nineteen: 'If You Try, Succeed' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty: 'Speak Only the Truth' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-One: 'Be Aware of Your Surroundings' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Two: 'Abandon the Nest' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Three: 'Identify the Foe's Weak Point' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Four: 'Strike the Foe's Weak Point' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Five: 'Protect Your Own Weak Point' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Six: 'Don't Trust Your Reflection' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Seven: 'Eat As Much As You Can' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Eight: 'Don't Peer Into the Darkness' :zote:

:zote: Precept Twenty-Nine: 'Develop Your Sense of Direction' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty: 'Never Accept a Promise' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-One: 'Disease Lives Inside of Dirt' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Two: 'Names Have Power' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Three: 'Show the Enemy No Respect' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Four: 'Don't Eat Immediately Before Sleeping' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Five: 'Up is Up, Down is Down' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Six: 'Eggshells are brittle' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Seven: 'Borrow, But Do Not Lend' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Eight: 'Beware the Mysterious Force' :zote:

:zote: Precept Thirty-Nine: 'Eat Quickly and Drink Slowly' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty: 'Obey No Law But Your Own' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-One: 'Learn to Detect Lies' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Two: 'Spend Geo When You Have It' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Three: 'Never Forgive' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Four: 'You Can Not Breathe Water' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Five: 'One Thing Is Not Another' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Six: 'The World is Smaller Than You Think' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Seven: 'Make Your Own Weapon' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Eight: 'Be Careful With Fire' :zote:

:zote: Precept Forty-Nine: 'Statues are Meaningless' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty: 'Don't Linger on Mysteries' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-One: 'Nothing is Harmless' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-Two: 'Beware the Jealousy of Fathers' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-Three: 'Do Not Steal the Desires of Others' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-Four: 'If You Lock Something Away, Keep the Key' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-Five: 'Bow to No-one' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-Six: 'Do Not Dream' :zote:

:zote: Precept Fifty-Seven: 'Obey All Precepts' :zote:
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gostface 13 Apr, 2024 @ 2:00am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
gostface 13 Apr, 2024 @ 1:59am 
I mean, that thing has a mouth within a mouth. Head recipients will get the experience squared2. I guarantee you that it's very skilled with its tongues, too. Not to mention how wet and fleshy its mouth probably is. I guarantee you the foreplay is wild and would be the ride of your life. It's a being of pure hatred and hunger so it can probably last for hours straight, subsisting on your juices. In addition to this, the Xenomorph has a tail, which comes with limitless possibilities like choking or anal insertion. The noises it makes are probably very exciting in the moment, too, not to mention the adrenaline rush that the fear of encountering it would provide.
gostface 13 Apr, 2024 @ 1:59am 
If your HOA ever tells you you aren’t allowed to put something on your lawn, tell them you will instead apply for an FCC subsidy and use that space to put up a 40 ft AM radio mast. If they try to do anything to stop you from doing so they’ve committed several felonies and you can threaten report them to the FCC, which is more than willing to sue or even threaten legal dissolution of any entity that interferes with the installation of radio infrastructure. Essentially let them know that the alternative to anything you want to put in your yard that they don’t like is a radio tower
gostface 13 Apr, 2024 @ 1:58am 
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Atlas 14 Feb, 2020 @ 5:51pm 
thank you bailey very cool
gostface 4 Nov, 2019 @ 8:28am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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