"Nobody peels a potato faster than a stoned Irishman XD"

"Canadian Poo spray, Disclaimer: ineffective against 10 out of every 9 Indians" XD

"You've got mail, Jenny Talia" XD

"Hello, my name is Salmon Cushty, you killed my father, prepare to die"

"Nuts in the ass, d1ck in the pLlssy, thats hows the lord screws" XD

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.

"You know, I was walking around the city the other day,

and it was so quiet you could have heard a window being smashed.

It is strange, really. I suppose a lot of people are like windows.

So many are... see-through. So many get smashed.

And so many wander around with a glazed look over them.

Are you like a window? Is your life a pane?"