Recent reviews by Fu IX

So, let me tell you about this game. First of all we are introduced into a world of anime. There is some super serious anime plot line you have to follow because this is a story full of emotion and characters you totally care about. Honestly, who cares about the story really this is your post apocalyptic, dark souls, waifu simulator/builder. Build your waifu and kill some big boi monsters then bleed all over some white trees. Supposedly if you bleed on the trees enough you save the world, who would have thought.

IO has nice tits 10/10.

They call me the Hammer Bro. I smack heads. If I'm not smacking heads I'm flinging a longsword user with a charge up level 2 upwards swing attack out of the head space or eating meat. Lots of meat. I also use the sword and shield, aka the best weapon this game has to offer. Seriously, why is it even rated that low? Silly if you ask me.

In all honesty, this game is amazing. After a few issues with servers that usually tend to be issues with new multiplayer games like this anyways I was able to enjoy the game far too much. Definitely a 10/10 game to play with friends and if not it's still a great game to play by yourself if you want to make some dumb Palico builds. Palicos are OP don't underestimate these cats.

Thank you for giving us an opportunity to finally play a MH game outside of a handheld again and now on the beautiful PC masterace. Before I know it I'll be playing this for over 1000 hours, I'll see you then when I start complaining about still not getting any attack decorations.

I usually don't buy games on release date, but damn this one quickly caught my eye. If you're a fan of 3d platformers this game really hits on its good points. You can tell how much effort and love went into this game. The wacky characters, the smooth gameplay and mechanics, even the sound effects. It all fits pretty nicely together to make this an enjoyable experience. Thank you for another fun game to invest time into. 8^)

Also, calling your dash move a bellyflop straight up. I love the immature humor. This game is a cute breather for sure. This is one of those kick starters that did it right!

I went to a moon with a friend. Spent 4-5 hours taking out liquids from it, because why not? 10/10 would suck up liquids again.

PS- Lava planets were fun, especially discovering them before my friend did. Someone was burned to crisp quite a bit that day.

April Fools -FromSoft

Friend zone ending is so cute <3. I know I'm lame as ****. 10/10

The first time I picked this game up, I was like...oh it costs like absolutely nothing. It was on sale for a crazy amount and you know how that works on us steam gamers. I bought it, looked at it, played it, hated it with a passion, but I loved it. You know why? Simple. Lolis. And hey, the game might be all rng, but it takes real skill. Trust me. I got so good at rolling a dice. I control RNG, I mean it. Plus hey, dlc with more lolis? WHAT, best game evar.

Pros:
Lolis
Poppo
Orange Juice
Shirtless guy
Saki and Aru are bae
Pudding

Cons:
Bad Pudding
Poppo
CHICKENS
Seagull rolling 7's
Friendships shattered
Tomomo Hell

Edit: So, I've been playing this game for quite a while. :L...I have one specific con that must be talked about individually. The dice of wonders, good luck beating all the campaigns in extreme. Heh.

This game, this game...I haven't been playing for that long of a time, but damn I've enjoyed it quite a lot! Personally it's been a lot more fun with a group of friends, but it also can be a lot of fun with the hidden quests, the endless titles, the epic Eidolon pets, fun interactive quests, random world bosses, making a guild. It's just...14 dance emotes, plus a kiss emote >///>...I like.

I'll keep this short. You'll probably focus on ways of killing your friends more than actually doing the story. Prepare to destroy friendships (mario party style), while laughing like a hyena. Great game, keep in mind though this game is for people with strong lungs. (You'll laugh quite a lot. You will laugh until you cough, just trust me.) ENJOY!!!

GAME ON

Btw, try this: E-Q-R-Q-R-A-S then right click ;) <Totally best skill ever>