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Ted 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:04pm 
This man is so cracked... I can't believe how cracked he is... Wanna know how cracked he is? Well his ass crack is so cracked it can fit 17 golf balls... That's right 17! One right after another in and one right after another out. Cracked. That's all I can say.
Ted 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54pm 
"Damn girl are you pulling a three wheeled wagon? Cause that things draggin!" -Callaway Original 1/8/23
Ted 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:24pm 
Quirked up white boy ,

Happy birthday you Quirked up white boy maybe if you play this with me you'll be goated with the sauce maybe even bust it down sexual style

Buckle Up,


your game provider aka father
Ted 1 Aug, 2021 @ 10:09pm 
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Ted 2 Sep, 2020 @ 7:10pm 
We out here getting getting George W's and Lyndon Losses.
Ted 29 Jul, 2020 @ 11:18pm 
In the first age, in the first fapping, when the shafts first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his groin blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous lust he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking intercourse with the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Simpinels, and those that tasted the SUCC of his sword named him...

The Coom Slayer.
Ted 28 Jul, 2020 @ 8:32pm 
"He's sucking my ♥♥♥♥ on the scissor lift." -Callaway Original 7/28/2020

Ted 19 Jul, 2019 @ 9:15pm 
I'M DONGING YOU DADDY! ヽ(ಥ益ಥ;) ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% donged.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged.... ███████████] 99% donged..... (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜
DNastytron 10 Sep, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
Great guy but ♥♥♥♥♥ kids -rep
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skyerizE 9 Jan, 2018 @ 3:01pm 
♥♥♥♥ urself how bout dah
DNastytron 31 Dec, 2017 @ 9:01am 
♥♥♥♥ you Jack
skyerizE 31 Dec, 2017 @ 8:52am 
An avacado!! Thanks
DNastytron 29 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
2 dudes sitting in a hot tub 5 feet apart cause they arent gay.
skyerizE 14 Oct, 2017 @ 6:38am 
u ever had ur nostrils flare up and not go back to normal
DNastytron 13 Oct, 2017 @ 8:28am 
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
DNastytron 13 Oct, 2017 @ 8:28am 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase
DNastytron 19 Nov, 2016 @ 3:20pm 
"Im gunna ♥♥♥♥ you till you love me ♥♥♥♥♥♥"- Mike Tyson
Ted 21 Sep, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
Do you remember the
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing
In the key that our souls were singing.
As we danced in the night,
Remember how the stars stole the night away

Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu
Ba duda, badu, ba duda
skyerizE 13 Jul, 2016 @ 3:08pm 
The fitness gram 😆🍆 cummy test💦 is a multistage sex position 😻 that progressively gets more difficult as 💓daddy gets 😵😵 harder. The 20 meter 😍 💦 ♥♥♥♥ will line up with your🍎💧ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy 💗🍆. The 👊💦 riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as 😉😝 daddy gets worked up. Remember not to 😲 ♥♥♥ early or else 😩 daddy will 👏💦 spank you. After you hear 💖☺ daddy moan, then you can 🍆💦 ♥♥♥. The cowboy👅 position will begin now.On your mark, Get ready 😭🍆, start💦 for daddy💙!