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Mustard 2024년 2월 28일 오후 4시 32분 
I gave birth as a man and it was incredible. I stole a chicken egg and then planted that egg inside my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and kept it there for several weeks to keep it warm. This magical process of bringing a fluffy chick into the world is a well-kept secret. You just have to loosen your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with a dildo for several months so that it becomes big enough to keep an egg inside without breaking it. You also need to constantly lubricate the egg and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in order to prevent your butthole from accidentally breaking the egg when squeezing your ass from the constant gay thoughts generated from having a ♥♥♥♥-shaped egg massage your butthole. Then you do that until the egg hatches, and voila! The unparalleled joy of giving birth as a man is a transcendent experience. You should definitively try it. It's totally not gay at all.
JoKeRsMiLe 2023년 5월 16일 오후 12시 45분 
+rep Very good survivor was only let down by their team glad i was your killer GG
Tyrone 2023년 1월 14일 오후 9시 39분 
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Mustard 2022년 9월 23일 오후 8시 57분 
Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you guys think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...
Mustard 2022년 8월 26일 오전 4시 04분 
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely. :NekoShock:
Nevo 2020년 9월 4일 오후 2시 31분 
Added for Red Dead Redemption 2
Mustard 2020년 8월 13일 오전 10시 15분 
Hi.

(I want to say sorry and offer my sincerest apologies for the quality of my English language skill. For you see, as a child, I spoke Lithuanian as a first language, and at the youthful age of 12 I began to learn English as a second language at the Lithuanian School for English Learners. I understand that the vast majority of Steam have exemplary ability to read and write English, and I hope that my mere presence has not hindered your ability to enjoy this content on this website. Additionally, as I understand that Steam is an American website, I hope that I have not misunderstood the American nuances of your language with my comment.)
Bowser From Destiny 2018년 6월 25일 오후 4시 20분 
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GALOXITY 2018년 1월 15일 오후 1시 58분 
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Xanek 2018년 1월 12일 오전 8시 52분 
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Celery Man 2018년 1월 11일 오후 10시 19분 
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Yitram 2018년 1월 10일 오후 4시 44분 
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Mustard 2014년 11월 29일 오후 5시 06분 
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Geese1999 2014년 11월 18일 오후 12시 32분 
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Kotatsu 2014년 10월 18일 오후 11시 58분 
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20 Dollar Logictechs 2014년 8월 1일 오후 11시 12분 
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tatusuper 2014년 7월 10일 오전 8시 30분 
+++ Rep Friendly and Fast trader +++
♥ DanMero 2014년 6월 23일 오후 7시 17분 
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Don Piedraso 2014년 6월 14일 오전 11시 49분 
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Phutashi 2014년 4월 25일 오후 6시 43분 
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Thomascalcio10 2014년 4월 12일 오전 10시 25분 
hi, i've a lot of problem with stem you can add me? i need the scar-20 add me pls
ДУРНИ 2014년 4월 4일 오전 6시 06분 
Add me! I want to buy your killer's kit!
Master Blaster 2014년 1월 29일 오후 5시 32분 
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amznalexa 2013년 12월 28일 오후 9시 19분 
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Jams 2013년 12월 25일 오후 5시 36분 
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sparky993 2013년 6월 27일 오후 4시 18분 
DONT KNOW ONLY JUST INSTALLED IT
IncrediblySpeedy 2013년 6월 22일 오후 7시 04분 
Batman/Editor/etc./et al