Rex the Conquerer
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My spirit animal is a spilled glass of water.
The difference between fighting with bare hands and bear hands is whether PETA or the police tackle you.
My spirit animal is a spilled glass of water.
The difference between fighting with bare hands and bear hands is whether PETA or the police tackle you.
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Lexi Love ❤ 28 Mar, 2020 @ 7:17pm 
Hi Nick hehe:steamhappy:
Rex the Conquerer 15 Oct, 2016 @ 11:00am 
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Blue Stigma 14 Oct, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
LEE CHUNG HOPS ON COMMENTARY. LEE SPEAKS "YO WHAT UP B PUSH SOME BUTTONS WITH YA WET SAUSAGE HUH-HAA" SMOKE FLIES OUT OF ARTUROS MOUTH INTO THE CAMERA "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA. WHAT UP STREAM?" LEE SAYS "YO ART WHAT UP B WITH THAT FBI AND RUSSIAN MAFIA ♥♥♥♥ HUH-HAA" ARTURO'S FACE TURNS RED AND STARTS TO BREATHE HEAVY AND SAYS "IMA RUN SOME ADS MAX CPM YO ULL CYA GUYS LATER".
Blue Stigma 14 Oct, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
STREAM OFFLINE, NEXT DAY STEAMCO TURNS ON THE TV CNN IS BLARING "ARTURO SANCHEZ HEAD OF THE RUSSIAN ANIME MAFIA HAS STOLEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS DOLLARS WORTH OF VAPE PENS, HOOKAH, AND WAIFU PILLOWS BEFORE HE FLED THE COUNTRY. A CASETTE TAPE WAS SPOTTED AT THE LAST SCENE." CNN PLAYS THE TAPE "YO CYA MONSTERS UGH-HA YO ULLLLL". STEAMCO GOES BANKRUPT FROM LACK OF FUNDS TO RESUPPLY AND EMPIRE ARCADIA CONTINUES TO THRIVE. ARTURO SAVES EMP.
Blue Stigma 14 Oct, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
BISCUITS HOPS ON COMMENTARY. ART NERVOUSLY LOOKS AT HIM WHILE HE HANDS HIM THE MICROPHONE."WHAT'S GOOD MONSTERS, ROLL UP, BLAZBLUE IS ASS, SKULLGIRLS IS STRAIGHT BOOTY" ARTURO SIGHS IN RELIEF AS BISCUITS HASNT SAID ANYTHING OFFENSIVE YET. "YO MONSTERS, HOOK ME UP WITH SOME DIVE KICK TORRENTS. I AINT SPENDING 20 BUCKS ON THAT GARBAGE FLASH GAME." "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA" AS ARTS HAND HOVERS OVER THE MIXER.
Blue Stigma 14 Oct, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
"YO ART, WHENS BLAZGREEN?" ART NERVOUSLY LAUGHS "UGH-HA UGH-HA UGH-HA" AT BISCUITS' ATTEMPTS TO DESTROY E-SPORTS "MAN, ARE THERE ANY PEOPLE BESIDES ME THAT HAVENT GOTTEN NECK FROM SHERRY ?" BISCUITS ASKS THE STREAM. ART KNOWS HE HAS TO INTERFERE. "YO aaaAAAaaa, BISCUITS BLOWING IT UP". ART MUTES BISCUITS MIC AS HE CONTINUES TO RAMBLES ABOUT NECK AND TONSILS