Enjoy your April fools day!

You might get a Pie to the Face soon... 🤡

used to jerk it to angry birds. when i was about 13 i LOVED angry birds. i had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldnt stand it, i was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long willy an start jerking. I never had felt so good, i soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

⢺⡲⢤⣄⣷⣦⣤⣀⠀⣠⡶⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⢶⡗
⠀⢷⡀⠈⡙⠻⣿⣿⡿⠋⣀⣀⠙⢷⣤⡴⠞⠋⠁⢀⡾⠀
⠀⠈⢷⡈⣿⣿⡿⠋⣠⣾⠋⢻⣷⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⢁⣾⣿⠏
⠀⠀⠘⣷⡿⠋⣠⣾⠟⠻⡄⠀⢿⠿⣷⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⡟⠀
⠀⣠⡾⠋⣠⣾⣿⡧⢶⠒⠓⠒⠚⡇⢈⣻⣷⣄⠙⢿⣄⠀
⢾⣏⠀⢾⣟⠉⠀⣀⣸⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠉⠀⣀⣹⡇⠀⣹⡷
⠀⠙⣷⣄⠙⢿⣿⡁⢸⡤⠤⣤⠤⠷⢲⣿⡿⠋⣠⡾⠋⠀~ℍ𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕪 𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝔻𝕒𝕪~
⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣄⠙⢿⣶⣷⠀⠘⣦⣴⡿⠋⣠⣾⢿⡀⠀⠀
⣰⣿⡿⢡⣿⣿⣷⣄⠙⢿⣧⣠⡿⠋⣠⣾⣿⣿⠈⢷⡀⠀
⠀⡾⠁⢀⣡⡴⠾⠛⢷⣄⠙⠋⣠⣾⣿⣿⣦⣍⡀⠈⢷⠀
⢼⠵⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⡾⠋⠀⠉⠛⠻⢿⠛⠓⠾⡧

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( . . ) Here, this is for you, Be my valentine? ♡
( づ 🌹🍫 Hope you enjoy this valentines day🗿🍷💕(︶⍜︺)

+Rep Held this guy hostage until He fixed me a plate of shrimp fried rice

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⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⠄
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⣿⡇⣿⣿⢿⣯⣿⠄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⠃

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