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Hentai is better than porn, and I can point out multiple reasons on why that is a fact.First hentai allows people to escape the boundaries of normal porn, as theyre not bound by any physical limitations that porn has. Hentai is not bound by anything. This allows for more creativity for hentai artists to craft their works in order to pleasure another. Secondly, hentai has better stories. In porn you have all the same types of stories (incest). Hentai, more notably doujinshi is able to surpass this by the fact that there is no need for acting, meaning that the scenes are immersive. Third hentai requires mental gymnastics. In porn youre imagining in third dimensions, which is weak as we are already in the third dimension. In hentai you are thinking in the second making it harder get off. Hentai is art. Artists require years to get good and each frame is handdrawn which involves way more effort than simply filming people. I now conclude that hentai is better than porn.

You know what I would love?

I want to be in the woods, furiously masturbating. Above me, a military drone is fixed on my position. The operator is over 500 miles away, also furiously masturbating. He releases a laser guided Hellfire missile. As we both simultaneously reach climax together, I am disintegrated. ♥♥♥♥ yea.

The other day I Nae-naed my libertard history teacher so hard in class. She was saying something about gun or birth control (can't really remember which one) and I just stood up and said "facts don't care about your feelings, snowflake". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My liberal classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a feminise leftiste amirite.

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