I'm gonna make some memes
I got $20 worth of Pepes
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a dank meme
This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Autistic

Nah, Walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a dank meme!"
I'm so pumped about some ♥♥♥♥ from my meme stop.
Ice on the pepe, it's so damn frosty
That people like "Damn, thats a dank ass meme"
Rollin' in, hella memes, headin' to the memeary.
Dressed like a meme, 'cept my pepe shoes, those are green.

With Biden winning it means

The 🤚 end of Racism ✊ in America 🦅

Black Lives ✊ automatically👏 matter again 👥

Corona 🦠 Virus 😷 has been Cured 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

The ✋ end of all War ⚠ 🔫

No more 🤔 school shootings by 🤪 crazies 🔫

National 🤷‍♂️ Debt is 😎 Paid off 🤑

Women 😻 will be paid 💲 💹 and ⚖ treated equally 😂🤣

Gay 🤡 people are 🙋‍♀️ equal💥 to regular people 🚶‍♀😤😤

Stonks 📶 are 🧐 🤓 looking 💹 fire 💥 ✔

I'm not sure how I can come out like this, or how to even fabricate my unorthodox emotions into words. But here goes; I am a minion.

Every morning I meet up with my friends, and say "bello". The looks of despair I am greeted with mixed with the utmost disgust upsets me deeply. Just because I speak minionease.

I look in the mirror and shed a tear as I wish I was 4 feet smaller and had only 1 eye. Kevin, Stuart and even Bob to an extent have always been role models of mine due to how well they act and the humour they exhibit.

Please don't be a hater and say that I am a troll punk, because even us minions have feelings too.

I have been struggling with my depression for some time now. I kept trying different methods to help with it but nothing seemed to work. I think that I have finally came across the method to cure all depression. I always start the morning by dong some naked yoga outside. I find that the breeze has been very comforting to my private areas. All was going well with my plan until September hit and school started up again for the kids. I have noted that as good as the naked yoga in a school yard is, some teachers think that sharing is NOT caring and asked me to leave the yard before calling the cops. On my way to jail now, depression will probably kick in harder this time around. Maybe ill move down to pre-school when I get out.

My fake penis...

That’s what my wife used to call it. She meant that it only got hard when I took blue pills... And she said that made me less of a man. I divorced my wife last year... But not before I found this weird E.D. reversing trick that originated in Thailand... And used it to instantly start getting rock hard erections... That made my wife scream and moan like an adult film star. She wanted more... But I walked out on her and never looked back. Now in the past 6 months I’ve been on a rampage... And for the dozens of women who’ve been lucky enough to experience my rock hard pipe... There’s been nothing fake about the way they moaned after I was done. Click here to see the E.D. Reversing Trick that turned me into a raging hard sex god...

Sincerely, Ron Markley