Mr. Penis
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The Ultimate Life Form :rfgc_gold_mine_girl:
57 year old unit
Click the circles [osu.ppy.sh] :lmlooking:

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to episode one of Jermacraft, the series where I play Minecraft.

This is gonna be a singleplayer let's play and when I say let's play I use that term... pretty loosely because I'm an idiot in this game - you're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping.

So go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I've got apple cider right here freshly brewed, let me take a sip.

sip

Ah that's good cider. Alright, so let's get this started - create new world.

World name is going to be... JermaCraft! Sounds about right, eh ok...

Game mode is going to be suurvii- survival, that's the most interesting I think.

More world options- seed for world generator ok this is important!

I gotta name this something crazy to get cool structures and stuff.
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In conclusion, get the game, its worth it 100%
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Cicinho 31 Aug @ 6:24pm 
hey, does chinese people pee too?
Mighty 31 Jul @ 6:47pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ below will get their teeth kicked in :beatmeat:
Hex: Wasted 20 Jun @ 4:26pm 
+rep would peg
Novah 26 May @ 11:50am 
For you, i'd even brap if you like
Novah 10 May @ 12:20pm 
Saw 3 rats fighting over a discarded mayo chicken and it made me think of you, when will i be able to see you again?
thicctiddy21 9 Apr @ 9:03pm 
Hello Ash, the accident was 60 years ago. You need to let go. The hallucinations aren't real. Claire's showers aren't real. It's all a stimulation. Wake up.