Alex “Fatuette Babi” – The Fearsome Feedlord of Dota 2, tragic comedian of Valorant, and the Saddam Hussein cos-player of Spec Ops: The Line

Listen up, mortals, and behold the legend of Alex “Fatuette Babi”, the man, the myth, the walking liability. Whether he’s feeding first blood in Dota 2, going 2-14 on Valorant, or philosophically questioning war crimes in Spec Ops: The Line, this guy has one mission—to unintentionally make you question your life choices.

When Alex picks a carry in Dota 2, rest assured:
☑ Stuck in jungle at 5 minutes because he "can't do anything"
☑ TP's too late to the fight (or not at all)
☑ Blames the randomer (we're a 5 stack)
☑ Still somehow has more MMR than Liam and Kyle (sadly, not a surprise)

Now we move onto the depressing circus that is Alex’s Valorant career—where tactics are optional, aim is a suggestion, and every round is a scientific experiment in disaster. Whether he’s whiffing an entire magazine at point-blank range or somehow flashing his team more than the enemy, one thing is certain: no matter how much you try, you ain't winning that match chief.

And in Spec Ops: The Line? He’s not playing for the story—he’s there to speedrun war crimes and wonder why everyone is so sad all the time...

If you see Alex in your game, remember:
☑ He’s not throwing, he’s just “experimenting” with builds
☑ He’ll die first, but it was “not my fault!”
☑ If you hear “My mouse just stopped working!”, he’s already in the re-spawn screen

Hit Add Friend at your own risk. You may gain an ally, but you’ll also lose your will to live.

((Autism warning))

+rep fun mikey

sigma sigma on the wall babi is most precious of them all