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Posted: 11 Apr, 2016 @ 2:22am

>first year in Stardew Valley
>go to the Spring Dance
>ask Haley to dance with me
>"Ew...No!"
>go back to my farm, heartbroken
>im determined to get revenge
>Fall comes, I'm able to plant sunflowers
>sunflowers are Hayley's favourite gift
>grow dozens of sunflowers to give to Hayley
>give her two a week until next spring
>we start a relationship because she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loves sunflowers
>agrees to marry me
>we get married a few days before the Spring Dance in year 2
>"I hope you've been practicing your dance moves for the Spring Dance!"
>shes so excited to go to the spring dance with her new husband
>she doesnt even remember what she did to me the year before
>im going to make her feel the pain that she made me feel
>Day of the Spring Dance comes along
>I dont show up
>shes heartbroken

10/10 would marry a girl just to break her heart again
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67 Comments
Marigold 23 Aug, 2024 @ 5:14am 
That’s such a wild story! It’s crazy how love and revenge can twist in games. I can’t wait to see how my choices play out!
thesheriff00 20 Mar, 2024 @ 2:26pm 
This is crazy xD
khrisbruh47 15 Mar, 2024 @ 10:12am 
take that
Pensa' 19 Jul, 2023 @ 8:38am 
Haley deserves it :D
revauzu 15 Jul, 2021 @ 3:27pm 
would be great if there was a mod where i can commit manslaughter on haley
LittleTeaMan 5 Oct, 2019 @ 7:51am 
oof
Heisenberg 27 Apr, 2019 @ 9:35pm 
I did the same except I did want to dance with her but I forgot
row 29 Dec, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
you monster
USAGITENTEN 🐇 19 Sep, 2018 @ 10:54am 
bro my first year i asked fucking everyone to dance with me and they all said no :steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty:
Alaricthehunter 28 Oct, 2017 @ 2:25am 
Savage...lol