Threw an enormous spear straight through the brain of the God of Civilisation.
Shot the Goddess of the Hunt in the ass while dodging her shots like I was a deer in the matrix. (I was a deer.)
Drank about twenty vases of alcohol with the God of Tits and Wine after being repeatedly left unconscious on the floor by the stuff.
Slaughtered my way through the guards of Olympus with a sword.

Ten Gods of Tits and Wine out of ten.

Threw an enormous spear straight through the brain of the God of Civilisation. Shot the Goddess of the Hunt in the ass while dodging her shots like I was a deer in the matrix. (I was a deer.) Drank about twenty vases of alcohol with the God of Tits and Wine after being repeatedly left unconscious on the floor by the stuff. Slaughtered my way through the guards of Olympus with a sword. Ten Gods of Tits and Wine out of ten.