My hero is Admiral Ackbar because he (helped) blow up the death star. My hard drive is 16 pentabytes and i filled it up in a week. I was once bitten by a king cobra and after 5 days of agonizing pain the cobra died. I am the CEO of Apple but i dont make any of the products good because i like to see how much people will pay for crap. i preform open brain surgery while playing ping pong against a squirrel. I survived the Hiroshima explosion in 1945. i can down a large cheese pizza in 5 seconds and finally i won a solo mann vs machine match with only a sticky bomb launcher and a sandvich. My name is Wonhundredwon and you just lost the game.

I am without opposition the greates air guitar player of all time. I once watched all three Lord of the Rings movies, all six Star Wars movies, The Dark Knight Trilogy in one day and still had time for Back to the Future. I deal in the dark and highly illegal art of making and selling black market Grahamlenz. I spend weekends swimming with Albino Black Tip Reef sharks. I was on the Apollo 10 mission to the moon and as the ship took off i had a BAC of 19.36%. I uploaded my first video to the interney on July 17, 1823.

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