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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 129.1 hrs on record (128.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 5 Feb @ 5:56pm

So let's set the stage. The year is 2025 and you are looking for the perfect terrorism based first person shooter. You read on some gay website that Counter Strike 2 (Formerly Global O) is the best. So you download it and boot it up. You are all fired up for the game. So you join a lobby in Casual and its alright. You level up and become Competitive and are instantly struck by just how awful the game actually is. Just loads and loads of genuinely terrible people on both sides of the aisle. This is something you wouldn't want Hitler to play (because he doesn't know how to operate a computer him living in the 40s and all). So you go to the next best option (actually the real best option) called Counter Strike Source. In my house we call it Old Reliable. The first thing you notice is the lack of child pornography addicts in each lobby. The second thing you notice is the non-bloated UI. The third is the amazing gameplay. Easily the best gamemode is the 24/7 DeatMatch gamemode. Best played on A W P Clan Servers. This is the real deal, cream of the crop, Top of the Heap. This is heaven. This is everything CSGO wishes it could be. They say the greatest lie the devil ever pulled was convincing people that CSGO was good. So here is the Cheers to Counter Strike Source, the best installment of the series. Hopefully in the next 4 years Trump institutes a permenant irrevocable ban on Counter Strike 2. This would be amazing.
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