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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:53am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:08am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:24am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 2:52am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:34am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:28am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 7:32am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 3:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:05am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:01am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:56am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:08am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:45pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:16am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:26am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:08am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 4:00am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 11:06am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 8:42am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 4:27am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:36am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:13am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 5:23am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 7:23am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 2:31am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:16am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:58am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 2:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:14am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 6:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 2:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:56am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:45am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:33am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:07am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 11:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:38am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:06am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 4:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:51pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:10am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:31am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 10:03am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 5:08am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 9:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:48am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:16am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:12am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:53am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 12:27am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:16am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:25am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:54am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:26am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:37am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:26am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 11:22am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:48am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 8:35am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:51pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:04am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 5:22am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 4:06am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:08am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:26am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 7:30am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:42am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:35am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 9:15am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:16am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 9:40am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 2:44am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:00am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 8:53am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:25am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:48am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:31am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:27am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 5:15am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jan @ 4:14am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:12am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 4:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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