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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
97.6 hrs on record (96.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Really bad game!
Posted 20 August, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I like pirate hats!
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edit ~ proudly refunded, I am not interested in playing ARK reskinned at all. Nothing to do with how buggy it is (early access is understandable) nor the unscrupulous behaviour of the dev's both past and present, It is simply not what it was made out to be unfortunately.
However, I will purchase Atlas in the future if it ever is what it was made out to be.

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Posted 22 December, 2018. Last edited 25 December, 2018.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,714.0 hrs on record (940.6 hrs at review time)
This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aids!
Posted 3 September, 2018. Last edited 12 December, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.7 hrs on record
Disclaimer
Reviewing this game for a badge as part of the steam awards 2017 in the "other" category which I renamed "poopy"

This game was purchased for its easy 100% achievements while on sale and I must say I have no regrets, money well spent!

There's Poop in my Soup takes you on an emotional rollercoaster through 4 different stages in various countries,I forget which ones... France and China were in there somewhere But what a ride!
Sure it had its ups and downs, but that was mostly just the physics engine's accurate portrayal of gravity as you flung poop merrily off the rooftops at various unsuspecting targets and of course, the occasional bowl of soup.

The shining star of this masterpiece (besides the sound effects which were amazing) would have to be the intricate combo system. By flinging with pinpoint precision, you fill up your special meter in order to literally make it rain chocolatey goodness all over the screen... words cannot express the euphoria and feeling of accomplishment!

Overall this game deserves 7 out of 8 suspicious brown cookies!
however it would be advised to avoid playing after excessive laxative consumption.
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
342 people found this review helpful
533 people found this review funny
110.1 hrs on record (107.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 11 June, 2016.
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23 people found this review helpful
33 people found this review funny
7.6 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Tricked me into watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn,
Made me stick a key up my butt,
Wouldn't let me throw a pokeball,
Found a dead wizard,
Has trading card's
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pink text/10
Posted 23 June, 2015. Last edited 24 June, 2015.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
I want my 74cents back >.<
Posted 9 April, 2015.
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8 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record
Made for ragequitters, by masochists!
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted 3 February, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,034.3 hrs on record (145.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
what's wrong with society?
Posted 23 June, 2014.
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