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Really bad game!

I like pirate hats!
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edit ~ proudly refunded, I am not interested in playing ARK reskinned at all. Nothing to do with how buggy it is (early access is understandable) nor the unscrupulous behaviour of the dev's both past and present, It is simply not what it was made out to be unfortunately.
However, I will purchase Atlas in the future if it ever is what it was made out to be.

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This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aids!

Disclaimer
Reviewing this game for a badge as part of the steam awards 2017 in the "other" category which I renamed "poopy"

This game was purchased for its easy 100% achievements while on sale and I must say I have no regrets, money well spent!

There's Poop in my Soup takes you on an emotional rollercoaster through 4 different stages in various countries,I forget which ones... France and China were in there somewhere But what a ride!
Sure it had its ups and downs, but that was mostly just the physics engine's accurate portrayal of gravity as you flung poop merrily off the rooftops at various unsuspecting targets and of course, the occasional bowl of soup.

The shining star of this masterpiece (besides the sound effects which were amazing) would have to be the intricate combo system. By flinging with pinpoint precision, you fill up your special meter in order to literally make it rain chocolatey goodness all over the screen... words cannot express the euphoria and feeling of accomplishment!

Overall this game deserves 7 out of 8 suspicious brown cookies!
however it would be advised to avoid playing after excessive laxative consumption.

(Texto de la reseña oculto)

Tricked me into watching ♥♥♥♥♥♥ porn,
Made me stick a key up my butt,
Wouldn't let me throw a pokeball,
Found a dead wizard,
Has trading card's
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pink text/10

I want my 74cents back >.<

Made for ragequitters, by masochists!
What could possibly go wrong?

what's wrong with society?