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Wedolphin 15 May, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
The other day I drank milk and was rewarded with visions of my ancestor Kahara Khatian who fought as a mercenary on the side of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate as it faced off against the Great Hwan Empire during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. After the war he helped train the first Indo-European Army as they rebelled against the Neanderthals during the third Neanderthal War (IT WASN'T A GENOCIDE OKAY? BECAUSE.. BECAUSE IT JUST ISN'T OKAY? IT'S PRO NEANDERTHAL PROPAGANDA) and after the war he helped train the retinue of the first rulers of the techno-sorcerous civilisation of Harrapa. And finally the vision ended with him meeting King We Wuz in Egypt which used to belong to the Hwan Empire but was ceded to King We Wuz, apparently my ancestor helped King We Wuz trained the famed Nubian archers of old, I'm so proud I'll never live up to his legacy.
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The Cuck Chair 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:04am 
Hi Jewstun! I'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thanks for the $1000 that you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you a "20 inch horse" like you requested but we'll work on it! :steamhappy: Thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND
The Cuck Chair 23 Mar, 2024 @ 12:03am 
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I! I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent; and that's why I fight for YOU, Albuquerque!
Coco's #1 Fan 2 Feb, 2024 @ 2:54pm 
greetings from kazakhstan. i hate women so much its unreal
Wedolphin 13 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am 
greetings from kazakhstan. i hate women so much its unreal
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Stephan 17 Aug, 2021 @ 12:57pm 
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Stephan 12 Aug, 2021 @ 11:44am 
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Wedolphin 4 Jan, 2021 @ 6:36pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Soulless Husk 26 Dec, 2020 @ 7:48pm 
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Omnia ad Deum 17 Dec, 2020 @ 6:23pm 
Hi Jewstun! I'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thanks for the $1000 that you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you a "20 inch horse" like you requested but we'll work on it! :steamhappy: Thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND
Wedolphin 27 Nov, 2020 @ 3:44pm 
Hi Jewstun! I'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! I wanted to personally extend my thanks for the $1000 that you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know and I'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! I regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you a "20 inch horse" like you requested but we'll work on it! :steamhappy: Thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND
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Soulless Husk 4 Aug, 2020 @ 11:46am 
Do not accept a friend request from Jewstun. He is a hacker. Tell everyone on your friends list because if somebody on your list adds one of them, they'll be on your list too. They will figure out your personal computer's IP and address, so copy & paste this message whereever you can. He is going around sending friend requests to random steam users, and those who accept his requests will have their accounts and their IP Addresses revealed to him. Spread the word and send this to as many steam accounts as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him.
AcePilot 26 Aug, 2019 @ 10:47pm 
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SeñorStealUrSandwich 5 Mar, 2018 @ 6:28pm 
𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:

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SeñorStealUrSandwich 1 Feb, 2018 @ 9:05pm 
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SeñorStealUrSandwich 25 Jun, 2017 @ 10:25pm 
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NO I DIDNT BOI :KOh:
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BigPapaT 25 Jun, 2013 @ 7:15pm 
you sould get on