The other day I drank milk and was rewarded with visions of my ancestor Kahara Khatian who fought as a mercenary on the side of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate as it faced off against the Great Hwan Empire during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. After the war he helped train the first Indo-European Army as they rebelled against the Neanderthals during the third Neanderthal War (IT WASN'T A GENOCIDE OKAY? BECAUSE.. BECAUSE IT JUST ISN'T OKAY? IT'S PRO NEANDERTHAL PROPAGANDA) and after the war he helped train the retinue of the first rulers of the techno-sorcerous civilisation of Harrapa. And finally the vision ended with him meeting King We Wuz in Egypt which used to belong to the Hwan Empire but was ceded to King We Wuz, apparently my ancestor helped King We Wuz trained the famed Nubian archers of old, I'm so proud I'll never live up to his legacy.

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greetings from kazakhstan. i hate women so much its unreal

greetings from kazakhstan. i hate women so much its unreal