Playing this game is a lot like pissing and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the exact same time, you get the satisfaction of pressing out a nice huge hunk of meat but also get the nice creamy flavour of letting the lemonade drip. What I'm trying to say is this game is the ♥♥♥♥, if you will. My love for this game started on a nice Friday morning, I had just received a small sum of only what I can describe as "♥♥♥♥ all" money. Luckily for me, I had spotted this gem sitting there on a special that would make any 3rd worlder like myself ♥♥♥♥ their pants in excitement. I had never played Doom before so I was quite excited, I had no idea what to expect like any virgin does in their "de-virgin" moment.

I launch the game and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you have anger issues because your life sucks then this game is for you! You play as this very sexy man whose only real mission is to slaughter every demon he can get his strong grubby fingers on, but if you're like me and love men then you will ask yourself, "What does Mistress Doom use to punish the demon scum?" That is a very sexy question Rick! There is a wide selection of weapons for you to tear demons apart with, everything from a chainsaw, shotgun to even a big pew-pew rocket launcher, or if you're very talented with your hands then fist them right in their beaten open skulls. If that's not your really warm Cup Of Piss™ then I present to you drugs- I MEan powerups! Everything from fast running, invincibility to being able to rip and maul a nice demon family to ♥♥♥♥ all before tea time.

But is there more you ask? Ofc there is, you can't be slaughtering your demon family with all your toys without knowing all your creepy uncles and cousins! Imagine this, you're running through a corridor and suddenly your sister the skinny Imp starts shooting tampons on fire at you, how could you possibly counter that? With the shotgun ofc :D, shoot it until its blood is covering mommy's curtains, but oh no your big bad uncle The Mancubus is coming down the hall with his goons, what now? Why worry, 2 grenades and a few rockets later and they are all one with the carpet. Ofc if that side of the family is not to your liking you have many more demon family members, skinny ones, strong ones, your mother-in-law, even stronger ones, ♥♥♥♥ even one that's only a floating skull, take your anger out on all of the leeches in your life!

This game has something for everyone, honestly a great 10/10