Recent reviews by little pete

CAUTION: THIS GAME IS 2SPOOKY FOR REGULAR CHILDREN PLS RUN AWAY.

this game absolutely stinks who even names their kid alan. definately the worst halo game theyve come out with so far. i was reely dissapointed when i saw this game at e3 1924 i realized that this game had descent potential becasue it had the barret 50 cal anti material rifle in it. after i left san antonio i was bummed cuz this game wasnt even good and its what i came down for. ON nmy way back i was stopped by the canadien state plees in teh province of mexico. they were rlly bummed because they also came back from e3 and saw alan sleep. they weer wicked bummed so they stole my car and thats when the spooky stuff happened. the cool ranch doritos in my glove compartment turned to nacho chees and my pepsi max disappeared. i still had some lays potato chips in my car but my doctor told me not to eat those becasue my diet only consists of cool ranch doritos and pepsii max. i fell asleep in the desert and woke up. i was alan sleep and i turned into alan wake. boom- spoiler.


10/10 this game ruined my life

i know the secret.. of Isis, osiris, set and horus

Hey Guys its Miguel from Patriot League Frontier Gaming (PLF). this game is basically a spinoff series of the popular game show Farmville: pizza party. this game causes the player to use the best of his wits to overcome certain problems including toxic gas, under cooked potatoes, and luke-warm spaghettios. the first time i played i kinda forgot how to use my intervention (lol) but after i unlocked the 4 times acog scope and sleight of hand pro, i could tell that i was rust-born. i went up to a northern fishing village of High-Horothgar and they told me that i had the "most leet quick scopes m8" -Barrack obama. after i got the golden bow and arrow after bungie gave me recon armor i realized i was the nest NA at rust

11/10- this game is nothing special

how do i poop

hey guys its Jimbo here with another great review. this game is called wash dogs which is pretty much like a quickscope/dog washing simulator based of the popular novel harry potter. this game is centered in las santos and is the prequal to sleeping dogs which pretty much means its sub par. the graphics are aight but the quick scope mechanics is where the game shines. when u get a great quickscope they game ultimately crashes because the the new advanced 3D noscope mechanics. "11-10, they aight" - barack obama: 1999-19999 rip in kill (goodnit swet prins). after u beat the game ur gonna b like what becasue at the end u realize ur intervention fall camo edition is actually the dog that u were supposed to watch and u start to get really mad because y would they do that. wash dogs is a riveting, exellent game that pushes the boundries of all human integrity

the verdict-

8/8 it was gr8 m8

yo ♥♥♥♥♥ this game is so swag i love teh fact that u can jump out of airplanes and quickscope people l;ol so fun. i love planting marshellows in the ground and see them grow into full size tyronese militants. this game revolves around the freeing of the small county of tyrone from ottoman rule while the IRA is enforcing a heavy tax burden on the spanish navy. all and all this game pushes the boudries of imagination with insane quickscope mechanics

hi guys jeremiah here with another review! so much to say about this game. the song in the main menu is incredible. i believe the United States of America should change their national anthem to this song. this song makes me so happy. i havent heard a better theme song to such a graphically intense video game. i showed my grandmother this game and now shes in hospice care because her fragile heart couldnt handle the extreme 3D revolutionary graphics system. my only complaint , which in my opinion is a complete game ruiner, is the fact that when i close the game the music stops! wtf is this? so pissed lol. but all and all it is a revoulutionary game that pushes the boundries of all human imagination. im at the part of the game right now were you have to create an account because im too distracted by the amazing menu music. its so great! i like when the guy says "yah!" several times after the music. i am so impressed by this music but i think its unfair that it shuts off when i unplug and turn off my computer. 6/10 way to unfair

ps: what is the song called and how do i make an account

"graphix rule the world" - napoleon bonaparte

Hi guys its Leroy here with another game review. this game is called xcom. its really good because of the fact that if you have enough quickscope points in your steam wallet, you can trade them in to purchase more frames per second and ram to install on your computer. this game has a great arcade style co-op where you chase around a flaming donkey on a unicycle to get the magic rainbowpoint from sir otto von bismarck. this game goes passed realistic with its super advanced quickscope and graphics engine. firaxis games has outdone itself and instead of making more Civilization games they should be making more xcom games. the best thing to do when playing xcom is to eat pringles. i recommend the cheddar flavored chips but i think the original and sour cream chips are equally compatable. all and all firaxis has out done itself with this amazing new game with quickscopes.

hi guys i work for IGS (international Game Station) and im here to talk about the graphically intense, mind blowing first person shooter known as victoria II. i starting playing Victoria II in the early 50s right after WWII and about the time my family and i were escaping bagota to avoid religious persecution. anyway, the second i got a 360 no scope headshot i was addicted. This game focuses around William Gregson and his eternal quest to rescue Queen Victoria Of Manning From the evil cat gonorrhea. this game has great quickscope mechanics and has a similar playstyle to games such as farming tycoon and FarmVille: PIzza party. Ive really enjoyed this game and cant wait for the sequal Victoria II: 2!!!