Impressive. So I take it, you served in the Special Ops, right?

Okay liberal. You just crossed the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line. You have just reached and passed the threshold for which I will tolerate your intolerance. I swear, you have made a huge mistake. I will unsheathe my 12 inch long, 3 inch radius, ragind hard, warm, wet, and throbbing book of knowledge to rip and tear through your skull. I'm basically going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you with my facts and knowledge. Watch and listen to the screams of horror while my knowledge enters your face. The thunderous claps of each entry of facts and the filling of your skull with knowledge. Listen to the crashes of buildings to the Earth and the roars of fires resulting from the shockwaves of your bloody skull being beaten and raped by my knowledge. You have incurred the wrath of a knowledgeable beast you can't beat. It's time for your feelings to disappear, and time for you to hear the facts of a lifetime.