Atticus Mortimer
MASTER OF ALL   Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
 
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The Defender Of Drackovelia. 28 Oct, 2023 @ 5:11am 
My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
Foliage 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:14am 
hi
FurryFeetLicker6969 5 Jun, 2023 @ 11:13pm 
+rep he gifted me a game called streets of rogue:steamhappy:
Atticus Mortimer 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am 
pretty cool
FurryFeetLicker6969 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:03am 
My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
FurryFeetLicker6969 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:37am 
+rep furry