Hello, my name is Slav. You have heard of me, you all have. If you were to put me by the Konge I would stand out. Not because I'm white and in the minority there, but because I generally stand out as a human being. You will never be like me. Don't add me, do not message me. The seconds I spend even thinking about your pointless existence is a waste of my time, a time that I could spend doing things I'm interested in. Do not cross my path. In fact, if you ever would dare to cross my path then: 1. If you are a Man, proceed to ask me so kindly as if I would even consider the thought as to have sex with you. 2. If you are a Woman, you should either protect me with your life - from afar, mind you, I don't want you near me in any way shape or form that could distract me - or act as a mere brick on my road so that I can walk upon you. But if this was to happen then you would already be sullied because I would pay attention to you, so disregard the last option - not because I am flawed in any way, that would in fact be ridiculous and you would be practically retarded to think that what I said did not serve any practical functionality. The last option wasn't even brainstorming; even that this scripture I am writing is flawless, ignoring that, you will understand that I'm not even trying writing this. I'm literally putting zero effort into this text. I do not care enough about you reading this. Stay out of my way, do not add me - I am not interested in you, your family, your girlfriend or your dog. My Boifriend, mind you I am single, will have a nicer rear and nicer, bigger tits than your girlfriend will ever have. That is a plain given because no man can seriously even attempt to outdo my combination of dabbin and overdosing. It's impossible. The only reason I'm single right now is because women probably don't want to seem slutty next to a stud like me, which I have to say I find rather silly, since it would probably make them grow as people both intellectually, socially and academically. Seeing any of you plebians next to me would make you grow in status, the society would respect you more, and your family and friends would adore you. I'm awesome, and you can't hope to ever comprehend the level of which I am an incredible individual. If there's even a definition of perfect, which I doubt (god is not real by the way. If you're religious you are stupid, point blank retarded, in fact!), I will be close to it. I'm unbeatable.