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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
128.1 hrs on record (58.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
-join server
-make small black midget
-enter asking if king is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
-if he is say you will collect slaves if he gives you ♥♥♥♥
-if he does not want slaves get them anyway
-get close to king
-watch as people try to behead the king for 1% taxes
-say that the king imprisioned you and you are finally free
-they believe you and sooner or later kill you
-come back to pick up fallen gear of people who died and run your ass of
- build a home with a seige workshop
-make full iron house and put the treb on top of it
-fire till everyone is dead
-become king and block off any possiable way of them getting in
11/10 would become insane black midget again
Posted 23 March, 2015.
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130.0 hrs on record (121.4 hrs at review time)
If you beat this game on the keybored and mouse you are considered a god and should be given 17000000000 onions from shrek 8/8 would appre8
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
507.6 hrs on record (121.0 hrs at review time)
War is fought by soldiers not the gun, it is fought by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tank coming down a road while you have you're pistol of doom. Ps no pants have been harmed in the making of this game
Posted 9 August, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
832.7 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is really good no glitches or any problems, you get captured fource feed rotten ♥♥♥♥ down your throt and died. Whats not to love, the best part is thet if your character has his twigs of legs broken in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forest of good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luck getting out, you cant delete your character and start over its ♥♥♥♥ just wait till your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass character dies of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stds or something 1000/3.5 would slit wrists again
Posted 9 June, 2014.
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