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Until now, I've been good friends with all my wife's boyfriends. I'm not bi and my wife has admitted it would be a turn off for her to watch me service other men, so that's never happened. Usually they'd just meet me in my lunch hour at work and I'd grab us all a coffee or what have you.
Get the kopparberg, it's a cold day in the winter
Didn't expect to come across a crazy gunner
"Hey Shorty, check it for the bag and the dough"
But he was brave, looked him in the eye, and said "No!!"
The cider bottle concussed him, POW! then he ran for his life
Prom: buy a pirate flag, a volvo 740 and some spray paint, rip the 2 right doors of it and spray paint pirate skulls on the car and its name
Prom: have my matey in the back
Prom: we drive up late at night
Prom: playing shanties
Prom: on the radio
Prom: drunk as ♥♥♥♥
Prom: shooting fireworks at cars and ramming them of the road
Prom: then ye plunder
Prom: then
Prom: after a few cars
Prom: we drive up to a store
Prom: fire our cannons
Prom: run in and plunder the bootay
Bullets from Holland: Where've you left the sailing part
Prom: fam
Prom: after we have earned alot of coins
Prom: we buy a ship
Prom: step 3
Bullets from Holland: COINS
Prom: sail to sealand and take it over
Bullets from Holland: Just read that
Bullets from Holland: real quick