I am a widowed mother in Gaza with 4 children. My son is 9 years old is dying in my arms He is my whole world. My only family. And I am watching him slip away, helpless to stop it. His body is weak from hunger, burning with fever, trembling from sickness. He barely has the strength to cry now just soft, broken sounds that shatter what’s left of my heart. I hold him close and whisper to him, but I have nothing to offer. No food. No medicine. No shelter. Only my shaking arms and silent prayers. We have lost everything. Our home is gone. Our lives destroyed. I search every day for anything anything to ease his pain, Let him live one more day

On Friday the 13th, November 2015, de_paris was the site of a brutal game of Counter-Strike where the Terrorists Won. The normally gay city of Paris was rocked by some decidedly not gay shootings and bombings, leaving 130 French dead and 368 injured. France responded by finally closing its borders AFTER letting terrorist out, and declaring a state of emergency. Around 100 of the dead were hostages killed in the Batacalan Theatre during the performance of Eagles of Death Metal, which, ironically, is NOT a Death Metal band at all. Survivors have claimed that death was preferable to listening to their music. On the plus side, all Parisian students then got Saturday off of school after the attacks. To the shock and amazement of the world, it appears at least eight persons of Arab descent with ties to
ISIS were responsible for the carnage, although given that they were just trying to secure their virgins in Heaven, their actions may have been completely justified.

When my childhood friend squeezed the folded layers of fat on is average upper pelivs while getting a blowjob in the common room outside my dorm, i hade a so called "critical error" in my mind. As he exclaimed "oh yeah", "you like what you see", "my name cherry pie" i came to realise the carbon binding the protein fibers in his body was much like the wires on glados chassi. The girl later had intercourse with me that was like wheatley. The old saying rang true, "boys go to college (university*) to get more knowledge"

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so i’m like a completely straight guy, right? i’m enjoying a popsicle and then i suddenly just start going crazy on it. like, for no reason. then i’m like gagging a bit so i pull it out and when i do my tongue kinda gets pulled for some reason. like, the muscle gets pulled. and i just kept wanting to do it again. so obviously im like “whoa this is weird” but i also really wanna keep doing it so i just eat it as quickly as possible so i dont do it again. i’m not gay. i like boobies. i’m NOT GAY.

Plants Vs Zombies Is Real???
Plants vs Zombies is based off a real life event. In 2007 the government created super intelligent plants that could attack and think by combining some normal plants and OxiClean. This is why OxiClean quietly changed their formula in 2007. The government also made a controlled outbreak of zombies They then used these plants to defeat the zombies. One of the PopCap employees, George Fan, was there to witness the Plants Vs. Zombies, and decided to convince his team to make a game about it. This is why the game Plants Vs. Zombies is based off of 100% real life. In addition to this, I believe that plants are invading humans. For example, my friend keeps saying "those who grow", and is also obsessed with Pikmin, a game about little plant like animals.